GCW #2Dark match action:
Rainbow Pony & Abraham defeated Kyle Witherspoon & Locault when Abraham pinned Witherspoon Renee Olivier defeated Mary Gold following the Sabre's Dance. (After the show’s opening, the camera pans in on the ring, where Walter Laurence is standing.) Walter: Hello Coffeyville! AND WELCOME TO GCW ECSTASY! (The crowd goes nuts.) Walter: And please welcome now, my guest tonight, the very famous celebrity….CHLOE MADISON! (The crowd boos loudly, as some manufactured pop music sung by Chloe herself blares throughout the arena, and Chloe, along with her bodyguard Nera and El Hijo De Runion comes out to the ring. Chloe is her usual star-studded self, wearing clothes than probably cost more than this whole’s league payroll. Her has the GCW Title tucked around her shoulder, as she waves to her adoring fans in the crowd, who are booing her loudly. After she enters the ring, with Nera holding open the ropes, she walks around the ring, waving to the crowd more, while the crowd is livid. Finally, she stands in the center of the ring, where Walter has some questions for her.) Walter: Hello Miss Madison, and welcome to Coffeyville Kansas and GCW Arena! (The crowd cheers.) Chloe: This is a filth hole! (The crowd goes back to booing.) Walter: Surely, you are kidding, these people here in Kansas are the salt of the earth! The backbone of America. Chloe: Salt of the earth? Whatever! They wouldn’t even taste good on French fries! Crowd: Booo! Chloe: And another thing, I am sick and tired of the petulant attitude towards me that the GCW fans have. They are ill-tempered, they are ill-mannered, and they suck! Crowd: Booo! Chloe: They are saying that I am ruining the GCW Title. (pauses.) Ha! What a lark! This is the same title that was recently held by a female wrestler, causing GCW fans everywhere to riot! This is the same title that was once held by buffoons like Tyson Hogan and Josh Rippel, two wrestlers brawling out in a program so heatless that I am surprised that GCW fans didn’t freeze to death during the show. Would the GCW fans prefer it if I put on a Ckizz mask like hundreds of others have done? The thing is that I am the best thing to ever happen to this hunk of tin. Cue up that jumbo screen. (The screen shows photos from various tabloids as Chloe Madison is partying with a bunch of Hollywood types, while wearing the GCW Title. The headline reads. “Hollywood’s latest fashion accessory? The GCW Title!”) Walter: The fans don’t like that! That is parading the title around as a prop.) Chloe: Surely you jest, Mr. Laurence. This title is wanted now. Everyone wants one of their own now. Lindsey, Nicole, Brittney, all the chicks on the scene want this belt, but only I have it! This isn’t about my $10,000 dress or $500 shoes. (She models both to the booing crowd.) Chloe: I bought one of those, and they would always get one to match me. It irritated me, so now I got this, and nobody, but me will have it! You see, this is the one thing that there is only one of, and now the richest women in the world are taking notice of the GCW Title, something that not a one of them cared about before I got it! So, you see, fans, you should be thanking me because I turned this useless hunk of tin into Hollywood’s newest fashion accessory! Crowd: BOOOO! Chloe: And another thing… (Before she can say something, some Japanese techno music blares up, and the crowd goes wild. Seconds later, Mike Pizzazz shows up on the ramp, and begins marching down to the ring. He acknowledges some of the crowd on his descent to the ring, as Chloe looks angry in the ring. Pizzazz enters the ring, and goes from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, acknowledging the crowd. He walks right up to Chloe, and smiles.) Chloe: (flustered.) Who the hell are you? Mike Pizzazz: I’m Mike Pizzazz…(The crowd joins in.) BITCH! The crowd goes wild. Chloe: Can you believe this guy? What is this? (Mike Pizzazz just stands there for a minute, taking it all in, gyrating a bit.) Mike Pizzazz: Look, babe. I’m sorry. I know you want me to hit and quit it just once with you, but, let’s face it, even that’s too much for a dog like you! Crowd: Pizzazz! Pizzazz! Pizzazz: The thing is that you have something I want…the GCW Title! Chloe: And you think that you will be getting this belt? Step in line, “babe” because, as far as I’m concerned, you ain’t done jack in this league. Pizzazz: Oh, is that so? Well, hey, I have done tons in this league. I have more in GCW than you and your ugly buddy over there, but, hey, that’s cool. You want me to jump through hoops to get that title, I’ll do it. I’ll give all of my blood, sweat, and tears to get that belt because that’s how it’s done around here. I can’t just buy my way into getting the greatest prize in pro wrestling…the GCW Title! (The crowd goes crazy, as Chloe is livid.) Pizzazz: So, tell me, huh? Tell me who I will have to face to get that title! Chloe: He’s right behind you. (Before Pizzazz realizes it, he is waylayed from behind by Nera! Laurence clears the ring, as Nera looks to continue his assault) Crowd: Boo! (pause.) YEAH! Walter: Pizzazz is rallying back! He is punching away at Nera, and Nera is having a tough time keeping up with Mike Pizzazz. Tia: Wait a minute! Chloe is fighting off Pizzazz! She’s on his back! Walter: Pizzazz throws her at Nera, and a drop kick! Both of them are down! The crowd goes wild. Walter: Pizzazz picks up one of her expensive shoes and just tosses it into the audience, as they are loving this. Tia: That was handmade in Italy by one of the finest designers! Now, it’s probably going to be worn by some fashion-backwards hick in a trailer park! Walter: Pizzazz is celebrating, while Nera and Chloe regroup. Pizzazz gets in a fighting stance. Tia: Hey! Who’s that in the ring? Walter: THEY JUST WALLOPED PIZZAZZ WITH A CHAIR SHOT! Tia: Pizzazz is down! Walter: It’s El Hijo De Runion! What is he doing here? Tia: Chloe motions to him. He’s wearing a GCW T-shirt, and she wants him to remove it. Walter: He just tore it off! Tia: And revealed a Madison Enterprises shirt! Crowd: Boo! Walter: She wants him and Nera to grab Pizzazz. Tia: She’s going to slap him. Crowd cheers! Walter: IT’S JASON GRAND AND BLUE TORNADO! They are chasing off these ruffians! The trio split as Tornado and Grand challenge them to a fight. We have to go to a commercial. (The shows returns with GCW Director of Personnel Sebastien Lannes in his office, when two guys charge into the office. Both guys are pretty buff. One’s black, the other’s white. They are both in jeans and t-shirts that say “A & A Express“. Lannes can‘t believe his eyes.) Lannes: Oh my! I can’t believe it! You guys are here…in GCW! Adam…I thought you retired. And Andre…I thought you were busy robbing banks in Arkansas! What are you guys doing here…in GCW? You were like rising stars…6 years ago! Now you are just old, washed up, and in GCW! Black guy: Hey! Hey! We ain’t them. Who the fuck are they? Lannes: Oh. Sorry. It’s not important. Anyway, who the hell are you guys? Black guy: I’m Alex Koth. White guy: I’m Aiden Schmitt. Both: We’re the new A & A Express! Lannes: Koth….Schmitt….oh come on! Aiden: Look, man. We aren’t like that anymore. We’re trying to shake off the “jobber” label of our families, so we decided to team up. Alex: And now we’re here in GCW wanting to kick some ass! Lannes: Well, okay. Look, I need to pencil someone in against the Rooks. It’s not much, but it’s all we got right now. Aiden: We’ll take it! (They slap hands and leave.) Lannes: Always nice to have such professional jobbers on the roster. The Rooks (w/ Emma Divine) vs. “Awesome” Alex Koth & “The Aviator” Aiden Schmitt Seeing the last names of their opponents, the Rooks figured they were in for an easy night tonight, but, alas, they were wrong. Aiden & Alex really took it to the Rooks in this one. The Aviator earned his stripes, doing aerial acrobats that amazed that crowd! Alex Koth showed his power throughout this one, checkmating the Rooks at every turn. On the outside, Emma Divine was furious with her guys, finally deciding to interfere by trying to hit Aiden with her purse. Unfortunately, she ended up in lip lock, courtesy of Aiden Schmitt. Her purse went flying, allowing Bishop to grab it and nail Aiden with it. This led to the Rooks dominating the next few minutes before Aiden got the hot tag to Alex. Alex unloaded, destroying both Rooks before being suckered into grabbing Bishop for some sort of big move before being attacked from behind by Knight. It looked like the Rooks might pull it out when they hit Koth with the Checkmate, but Schmitt ran in and broke it up. This led Aiden and Bishop to brawl on the outside, as Bishop fought Koth for a bit before falling victim to a spinning heel kick to the back to head by Koth for Koth/Schmitt victory. Postmatch, the Koth team celebrated as the Rooks went back to the chess board. Sebastien Lannes in his office when the lovely Bianca Devereux walks into his office looking drenched.) Lannes: Bianca! Hi! Where the hell have you been? And where are your shoes? Bianca: Well, you see, Chloe Madison was so angered by the fact that her shoes were so carelessly heaved into the audience tonight that she has decreed that all women in GCW go barefoot tonight because when she suffers, everyone does. Lannes: (confused.) She can do that? Bianca: Well…she probably could, if she wanted to, but I am just kidding. Lannes: So, what happened? Bianca: Well, you might want to look down, sir. Lannes: (looking down.) I don’t see it. Bianca: There’s an inch of water on the floor, sir. Lannes: Oh. I thought it felt a little wet. Well, get a mop and handle the problem! Bianca: Well, it’s a bigger problem than that, sir. You see, it’s raining heavily outside. You may have noticed that I am also wet. Lannes: That’s why you need to come to work earlier, Bianca. Bianca: I came an hour early. Lannes: Try two next time. Bianca: But, sir, we have a huge problem here. Rain is coming in on the leaks on the roof, and the place is beginning to get flooded. Lannes: Well, what do you want me to do about it? Bianca: Cancel the show? Lannes: THIS IS GCW! WE CAN’T DO THAT! Bianca: They are already saying that they want to evacuate the city, sir. Lannes: Well, then, I don’t know, tell anyone who doesn’t want to be here they can go! I have a show to run and a commitment to the fans to think about! We will get this show done! Bianca: If you say so, sir. (The show goes back to the ring, as water is already starting to pool up around the floor of the arena and a lot less people are at the show. That’s no reason to fear, we have a match to worry about.) Endgame Duncan Kane + “The Bonebender” Nico Buchanan vs. Rex Powers + Kirkland Gray This match wasn’t too much to write home about. Powers is making his GCW debut, while Gray is a Kansas indy guy looking for a job. This was basically a quick squash, as all four men tried to avoid the water that was dripping down from the ceiling. The end came when Buchanan grabbed Powers and locked in a full nelson. He swung Powers around before planting him on his head with a Dragon Suplex. Kane then grabbed Powers, and positioned him in a wheelbarrow suplex position, as Buchanan went by the ropes and nailed an axe kick to Powers for the victory. (In the back, Quinn Stanley, wearing a raincoat, is with Hijo and Chloe Madison.) Quinn: Hello Chloe. May I ask what happened out there tonight with you and El Hijo? Chloe: This is pathetic! What is going wrong? Quinn: We’re having a rain storm. Chloe: First, I lose my $500 dollar shoes and now I have to deal with this rain here! This is going to ruining my hairdo and makeup, and I have to stand next to a person wearing a poncho and goulashes! Quinn: An official GCW poncho, thank you very much! Only $10 on the GCW website! Chloe: That’s just great! Anyway, El Hijo is my new masseur. It all happened when I want hiring a new one after my old one was incompetent. Diego had the “magic touch” but he also had a secret. You see, he is a GCW wrestler! This cannot stand, I said, so I hired him to be exclusive to Madison Enterprises, and not GCW. On the condition that he reveals himself to these fans and removes his ridiculous mask, so have it, Diego. Hijo: Yes, ma’am. (Hijo takes off his mask, and reveals a long haired, attractive, Mexican wrestler.) Chloe: May I introduce to you…the newest acquisition of Madison Enterprises…“Dynamic” Diego Herrera! (claps.) Now, if you’ll excuse me, he and I have to get out this filth hole of a town, and go to some place drier. Quinn: Back to you, Walter! Mane vs. XXX Quick affair here, as Mane finished off XXX with a spear. (It’s to the back again, as Sebastien Lannes is in the back with Bianca when Emma Divine comes storming in.) Emma: This is unacceptable! Lannes: Look…(grabs a sheet of paper.) GCW is not at fault for this storm. We have a responsibility to our audience, and the show must go on, as they say. We are trying to ride out the storm here in GCW Arena, here in Coffeyville, Kansas, and we are doing what we can to keep our fans entertained and keep their minds off the storm. This is what GCW does best, and we are allowing any wrestlers who want to evacuate to do so. (drops paper.) Does that cover it? Emma: No, and (looks down.) Why is so wet here? Lannes: Nevermind. Emma: I’m here to talk about the Rooks and their opponents tonight! Lannes: They already wrestled tonight. You’re a little late. Emma: No. I want a rematch! Lannes: But you lost! Emma: We were woefully unprepared, you fop! We saw our opponents, and thought we were in for an easy night, only to learn that our opponents weren’t jobbers! This is unacceptable! We want a rematch on fair terms! Lannes: Yeah. Whatever. (Just then, Jaguara & Alyssa storm into the room.) Lannes: This is getting a little full here. Alyssa: What is this? (holds up paper.) Lannes: This is a bad storm, we have to evacuate soon! Alyssa: Jaguara & I talked it over and we don’t want to! We want to wrestle tonight. Lannes: Ladies…ladies…it’s just the GCW Women’s title! There are more important things. Alyssa: We think you’re a sexist pig. Bianca: Hey now! That’s not fair! He’s not sexist. Lannes: Thank you, Bianca. Bianca: Just an idiot. Lannes: Here we go… Jaguara: I have dealt with worse fishing for piranhas in the Amazon, and I want to wrestle. Lannes: And Alyssa? Alyssa: You’ve seen my career! A little rain wont stop me! And, oh yeah, (points to Emma.) Why is she wearing shoes? Lannes: Huh? Alyssa: I received a memo that Chloe Madison mandated that no women wear shoes tonight! Bianca: YOU SENT OUT A MEMO?!? Lannes: Yeah. I thought that you said… Bianca: I was kidding, you idiot! Lannes: Oh. Uh…Disregard that memo, then. (A man rushes into the room, looking pretty official.) Man: Sir, we are going to have to ask you to evacuate. This storm is getting bad. Lannes: This is GCW, we can ride it out, and really, what can we do? Have you see it out there? It’s pretty bad. I don’t want to drive through that crap. Man: We need you to evacuate…. Alyssa: We want to wrestle! Jaguara: Yeah! Lannes: Look, let’s take this slowly. Alyssa and Jaguara can go at it, while the audience slowly evacuates. No reason to have hundreds of people running through the exits. Bianca: That sounds a little insulting to Jaguara and Alyssa. Lannes: It’s an Alyssa match. She’s used to people heading for the nacho stand during her matches. Alyssa: Yeah! (pause.) Alyssa: Hey! Wait a minute! Lannes: Go on out there, girls, and put on a great match! (The show goes back to the ring with both girls already there. People are slowly evacuating the arena.) Alyssa vs. Jaguara Walter: Hello, and welcome back, fans! We’re evacuating, but in the interest of wrestling, we are having this match first. Tia: Joy. Massive storm going on, and we have to commentate an Alyssa match! I don’t want my last memory of this planet to be of Alyssa’s mediocre wrestling! Walter: Well, this will be quite an experience for the live crowd. Tia: They’ll be heading for the exits, Walter. Heck, some already are. The evacuation guys are telling them to go back to their seats. There’s no nachos to be had! Walter: These two women are going at it big time in this match, brawling out in the center of the ring. Jaguara gets the advantage, and starts dominating Alyssa. Alyssa back off, and dives out of the ring, only to realize that she’s standing in like 2 inches of water out there. Oops. Tia: Jaguara is angry, and is going to the outside of the ring. Walter: She attacks Alyssa out there SPLASH! Walter: And slams her into the water! Tia: Hey! It only took two shows for Alyssa to look like an idiot! New record! (The crowd is somewhat cheering the girls, but the cries of the crowd get smaller as the crowd leaves.) Walter: And it looks like Tia Vega is gone now, so it’s now it’s you, me, Alyssa, & Jaguara, and like 20 fans, viewers! Jaguara is just rubbing Alyssa’s face into the ground as Alyssa tries to “swim” out of it. Say what you will about Alyssa, but she’s certainly a trooper. The water is getting pretty bad here as more fans clear out. Jaguara tosses Alyssa back into the ring. The wild woman from the Amazon is really dominating here. Alyssa gets back to her feet….SUPER KICK! What’s left of the crowd cheers, as they clear out of the arena. Walter: The cover, 1.………….2.………….3! Jaguara is the new GCW Women’s Champion! She holds the belt high, as the referee raises her hand. Normally, this would lead to some sort of run in, but, you know, everyone’s left already. Well, have a good night fans, and see you for GCW #3! |