GCW #6Dark match action!
Dogs of War defeated Midas Wells & Sum Yung Guy John Atlas defeated Shining Star, Todd Davidson, & Locault in an opening match fourway. (The show begins with Bianca sitting in Lannes’ office. Lannes is still on vacation, while Bianca excitedly talks on the phone with a new GCW signing. Just then, Peach Dragon walks into the room.) Bianca: (on the phone.) It will be great! Welcome to GCW! (hangs up phone.) Peach! You’re here! Peach: Are you sure you should have made so many signings while Mr. Lannes was away? Bianca: Of course I do! I have been in GCW since the beginning. I might be a woman, but I know a thing or two about wrestling. I have signed several big stars of this fine sport. Why just now I made a real big signing. He’ll be coming here soon! He was a GCW original! He has appeared in Japan, Mexico, and even RKW! This guy will be huge for GCW. I can’t believe he was available! Peach: Wow! Really? That’s a pretty good signing. How did we afford it? Bianca: He works cheap. He was happy just to sign with GCW! This is the dawning of a new day for our humble GCW. We’re where the stars sign! Peach: Stars? Bianca: Yeah. I also am signing a guy with a huge reputation in the IWF. He appeared in every league! And, oh yeah, I signed one of the biggest stars of the D & T era in CPW! Also, I was at some event, and like, Oh my god! It was great I have a lead on one of these guys. He was a major talent in STW! He was part of the most memorable groups in STW history! I can’t believe he was there at that event! I was overwhelmed that he would even talk to me. I tried to get some other guys to come, but they rebuffed me. But this guy, wow, I can’t believe he was talking to me! He said he would be excited to join GCW. I have him coming into GCW tonight for an interview. Peach: Wow! That’s great! And what event are you talking about? It sounds great with all that top talent wrestling on there! I assume it’s not USW or RKW, so what is it exactly? I hadn’t heard of any league opening that would challenge RKW for their top spot. Bianca: I don’t know. It’s some Sheer Tribute thingy. I don’t really know much about it. Peach: Okay. Well, good luck. (Peach Dragon walks out of the office, then stops for a minute.) Peach: Sheer Tribute? I remember my uncle Kabuki talking about that. He said that only desperate has beens looking to make a quick dollar from poor, unsuspecting fans would go to such a league. Hmm….Maybe he was wrong… (The show starts with the camera panning the impressive new Madison Center in sunny Los Angeles! The crowd is pumped and going wild. The shot goes black for a second as two stage technicians debate whether they have the right league or not. Seconds later, the scene returns and Chloe Madison’s music blares. She has the GCW title firmly around her shoulder, and she has Nera and Mastadon with her. She comes out to the ring, and flashes her usual beaming smile.) Madison: Hello all my beautiful fans! (The crowd boos.) I know you’ve missed me. I have been busy lately, having to do my community service for my drunk driving incident. I tried to convince them to have me just do like a public announcement about the evils of drinking or something, but they wanted to have me work in a morgue! And I was like, “Omg! There’s like dead people there…no way!” But, in the end, I relented, and now I am back, and, most importantly, still the GCW Champion. Don’t worry, LA, I will be here to show off my hardware at a club near you later on, but right now, I have to deal with more important matters. First off, I would like to bid adieu to Colossus & Diego Herrera. I wish Colossus the best in his future endeavors, and Diego, don’t take it personally. You were a good masseuse & great in bed, but you just aren’t a good wrestler. Now, the first two would be good for most celebutantes, but I’m Chloe Madison. I demand excellence. Madison Enterprises is the Hall of Fame…not the Hall of the Kind of Good. And it’s time for me, as CEO of this Enterprise to start to demand the kind of excellence that I bring to this group. (Nera and Mastadon golf clap.) You just couldn’t cut it. That said, I would like to welcome a real man of excellence. I took one look at him and realized that he was all man. The kind of man who will take GCW by storm. I introduce…Mastadon! (Mastadon steps forward and flexes to the jeers of the crowd. Chloe starts feeling him up and gets a smile.) Chloe: Oh yeah. That’s what I want, baby! Mastadon should be so thankful that he is a part of Madison Enterprises. It wasn’t easy to get him. Thankfully, I’m the kind of girl who gets what she wants…EVERYTHING she wants. You see, he was in some league called NEW. It was so cute, too. They decided that they would block me from having what I want. They said that Mastadon had a contract and that I couldn’t have him. It was too funny. Don’t they know who I am? I’m Chloe Madison! I decided to buy the league outright, but my confidant thought better of it. There is no need to be spending money better spent on shoes or fine clothing. She was right, so I decided to go with Plan B. My daddy has some friends in the state wrestling commission, so a little bit of bribes, some trumped up charges of steroid abuse, and *poof* no more NEW! (boos.) Part of me felt bad for the fans of such a crap league seeing as I had it closed and all, but, hey, why would they want to watch NEW when they could be watching ME instead? I feel like I was doing them a favor! And now I have who I want. I have a real winner who will make sure that everything stays with me, Chloe Madison. And if anyone has anything to say about that, they can… (Before Chloe can say anything further, Mike Pizzazz’s music blares throughout the arena as the crowd begins going crazy. Chloe is furious inside the ring, yelling towards the aisle. Mike Pizzazz steps out and begins marching down the aisle, only to stop right before the ring and grab a microphone.) Pizzazz: Whoa, whoa, whoa, baby! You don’t have to be ashamed. I know you’re feeling pretty awful as of late. I remember you were telling me about it last night! (The crowd pops.) You were desperate, you were pathetic. You had worked a hard night in that morgue and you had no choice. You were sick of waiting. You couldn’t take it anymore. You know what you want, and YOU WANT MIKE PIZZAZZ! You came up to my hotel room and you were telling me about how you wanted to rip my clothes off and have sex with me right there! (The crowd laughs.) You wanted me to give you what the Mastadons and Diego Herreras couldn’t give you, but I declined. (Chloe yells at Pizzazz.) It’s okay, Chloe. I understand. I know you can’t take it. You are looking at my bod, and then looking at those two in the ring, and you want to jump my bones right here and now! (The crowd goes wild, as Mastadon and Nera angrily threaten Pizzazz.) Hey now! It’s not you guys’ fault that you’re not up to the high standard of Mike Pizzazz. Which brings me to why I’m here. You see, Chloe, I feel bad using you like this, but I fear it has to be done. I know you want my body and I know that I want the GCW title, so, let’s us this foolishness right now. I beat your little cabana boy back to Mexico, and now it’s time for me get my spoils. (He steps into the ring.) I want a match with Nera TONIGHT! (The crowd starts going crazy as Chloe seems angry.) Chloe: Excuse me! Want…you? Please! If I wanted you, I would have you because I always get what I want. You’re a dime a dozen, Pizzazz! Girls like me don’t play with the Mike Pizzazz’s of the world. You are average in…(laughs.) every way! And, if you think you’re getting a… (Before she can say anything else, “Bootylicious” blares, and Scott Liarman steps out from behind the curtain. Behind him is the lovely Aisha Jordan in booty shorts. Liarman demands that she turn around, and she begins to shake that ass to the pride of Liarman. He starts shaking it with her, as Chloe Madison is looking appalled inside the ring. Liarman marches out to the ring, and grabs a microphone.) Liarman: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You need to take a chill pill, girl! You need to sit back, relax, shake that booty into shape, and let “Bootylicious” Scott Liarman handle your problems. (slaps Chloe on the ass.) Work it, girl! Nobody likes those flat butts. Chloe: You don’t slap me on the ass! I’m Chloe Madison! Pizzazz: Time out, here! We are getting off track. Scott Liarman, I don’t care your ass fetish. There’s nothing wrong with it. If you like to seek out women with delectable booties, then go for it, but you will NOT deflower this perfect woman here known as Chloe Madison. If there’s any deflowering of Miss Madison…then I’m going to be the one doing it! (The crowd cheers.) Liarman: Hey man! That’s cool! I can live with that, but you ain’t the only one who wants the GCW Title. You see, cuz my ass is getting lonely, and I feel like that belt and this booty were made for each other. (He starts shaking it again, but Pizzazz kicks him in the booty. Liarman is appalled, and decides to go after Mike Pizzazz. The crowd is going nuts as these two guys go at it.) Walter: This is wild! They are brawling in the center of the ring! Tia: Wait! Chloe’s sending in her guys! (The crowd goes wild.) Walter: IT’S JASPER FAUST! Tia: The World Champion is looking Faust’s way! These two are going to get into it…right here! (The crowd is going crazy.) Walter: FAUST JUST SLASH KICKED HIM BELOW THE BELT! Nera tumble to the mat in pain! Chloe is appalled! Tia: That cad! Faust is hitting on Chloe! Mastadon has had enough of this! He’s going after Faust! They’re brawling in the ring! Walter: Wait a minute! Aisha Jordan is in the ring! Tia: What the hell is she going to do? Walter: She’s trying to attack Pizzazz, but, wait! Someone else just slipped into the ring, and HE JUST UNHOOKED AISHA’S BRA! Tia: IT’S THE INVISIBLE KIDD! Walter: Apparently, Aisha’s not just bootylicious but boobylicious as well! Oh my god! Tia: She’s trying desperately to cover up! And, WHAT THE HELL IS INVISIBLE KIDD DOING? Walter: HE’S GOING TO WHIP IT OUT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Tia: SOMETHING STOP THIS! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Walter: Liarman just grabbed Aisha who is desperately trying to cover up here. Tia: Oh, come on! PUT THAT LITTLE THING AWAY, INVISIBLE KIDD! Walter: Mike Pizzazz has come out and is trying to calm down the Invisible Kidd. Tia: Leave it to Mike Pizzazz to warn a guy about the dangers of masturbating inside of a wrestling ring. This is disgusting! Walter: Liarman’s shaking a fist at the Kidd for what he did to Aisha. Come on, Liarman, it’s the Invisible Kidd for crying out loud! Fans, we’ve got to go to a break, we’ll be back with some exciting action! The Serpentors vs. Zombie King & Travis York Quick squash here, as the Serpentors looked pissed about losing their belts at Too Hot To Handle. They took it out on the overmatched King and York, pinning York in about 4 minutes with Snake Bite. The crowd loved this stiff, if short, match. Postmatch, the Serpentors got on the microphone and pumped up the crowd. They said that they were getting their belts back by any means necessary. (In the back, Sebastian Lannes, looked tanned, rested, and ready, is walking to his office. As he walks there, he sees Rocko Muscles walking by.) Rocko: Sup, man? Lannes: Uh...yeah…hi. (continues walking.) What the hell is he doing here? He’s terrible. Ah well, guess he’s visiting friends or whatever…Back to work! (Lannes enters his office, as new GCW sideline reporter, Josie Fox, slides into work by checking in with Renee Olivier & Abraham. Abraham’s weeping as Olivier tries to console him.) Fox: Excuse me. I would like to get a word with you. Abraham: (weeping.) I can’t believe he left me like that. We were friends. We were lovers, and he left me…TO BECOME A PIRATE! Olivier: You cad! You shouldn’t weep over the loss of that scurvy knave from our ranks! You should weep over the fact that we loss to those pirates! Ne pleurez pas! Be angry, mon ami! Shake the fist in ANGER! (shakes fist.) Fox: Hello! Reporter here! Olivier: Oh, what do you want, mon cheri? Don’t you see we’re busy? Fox: I would like to get your reaction… (suddenly a bunch of sounds can be heard in the background.) Lannes: WHAT?!? ROCKO MUSCLES?!? YOU HIRED ROCKO MUSCLES?!? Fox: If I could only… Lannes: ROCKO MUSCLES?!? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!? HE SUCKS! (Josie decides to leave Abraham and Olivier and go into the Commissioner’s office.) Josie: Excuse me, Josie Fox new sideline reporter for GCW. Lannes: Huh? Bianca: Well, you see, Sebastien, she was in CPW! She was a big part of CPW, so I hired her to be our new interviewer! (Lannes shakes his head.) Josie: Does this mean I’m fired? Lannes: Of course not. This is GCW we’re talking about here. If I could just say “You’re fired” and be done with it, I would fire a lot of people. Alas, firing people involves filling out paperwork and a bunch of other fairly unfun and tedious stuff, so we’ll keep you around. In fact, after one peek at your contract, I have decided that the best course of action would be to give you a shot at the GCW Women’s title! Josie: But I don’t know how to wrestle… Lannes: This is GCW. Nobody does. Josie: But I don’t have any wrestling clothes. Lannes: What size are you? Josie: About an 8. Lannes: I see. (Lannes snaps his fingers and the Invisible Kidd shows up with a bunch of women’s wrestling tights on a rack.) Invisible Kidd: Got your 8’s right here boss. Josie: Uh…thanks? (Josie grabs at some clothes when Alyssa walks in, enraged.) Alyssa: Why is she getting a title shot? She can’t even wrestle! Lannes: Have you SEEN her contract? GCW doesn’t pay that kind of money for an announcer! Alyssa: What about me? I deserve a title shot! Lannes: I have seen your contract. It’s half of hers, so yeah. Alyssa: But that’s not fair! Why should she be getting more than me? I’m a wrestling talent! Lannes: That remains to be seen, and don’t blame me, blame her. (points to Bianca.) Hey! This gives me an idea! Firstly, (takes the microphone away from Josie and gives it to Alyssa.) You’re our new backstage interviewer! Alyssa: (sarcastically.) Gee…thanks. Lannes: And tonight, mystery partner tag match, Alyssa and her tag partner vs. Bianca and her tag partner. Alyssa: I like it! (Alyssa and Josie walk off as Bianca looks confused.) Bianca: Who’s going to be my tag partner? Lannes: Rocko Muscles, of course. Bianca: Rocko Muscles? Lannes: Hey, you signed him. He’s your problem. (The camera goes to the ring.) The Rooks vs. Hardcore Luchadore + ??? The Rooks come out to the ring, and begin talking. They discuss Valentine’s Day and how it’s lost all of its meaning. It’s a Hallmark holiday! It’s about flowers and candy! It should be about being with the one you love! They make several good points in their speech, but it kind of goes over the heads of the crowd. Finally, Hardcore Luchadore walks out and defends Valentine’s Day, and he’s got a partner who will give them the what for! It’s the Axeman! The Rooks vs. Hardcore Luchadore + The Axeman This wasn’t much of a match, more of a 5 minute brawl. The Axeman looked sharp and motivated in this match, doing well when he was in the ring. It wasn’t enough, though, as those sneaky Rooks tossed the Axeman to the outside before double teaming Luchadore for the victory. Not a good start for Axeman’s GCW return. In the back, Peach Dragon is walking down the halls with some papers when Sebastien Lannes comes up to her. Lannes: Peach? What are you doing? Peach: I’m filing some papers, sir. Lannes: Filing papers? Aren’t you a wrestler? Peach: Well, yeah, but I wasn’t get much screen time, so I kind of had to take a second job as Bianca’s secretary. Lannes: I see. Well, then, you’re wrestling the winner of the Women’s title match next week in Rio, and this week, we’ll have you in action. You’re teaming with your cousins, the Flying Dragons against The Pirates, Oliver, Abraham, & Houdini Hardcastle, & Koth, Schmitt, &, oh, I don’t know, name me someone in the women’s division. Peach: Uh…Aviadora? Lannes: There you go. It’s a fourway. Who doesn’t love fourways? Now, get changed. Peach: Yes sir. (Peach shuffles off as Lannes gets a call.) Lannes: Hello. (pause.) Hey man! It’s been awhile! What have you been up to? (pauses.) Oh yeah, a little of this, little of that. Yeah. I am running GCW now. Want a job? (pauses.) What’s that? You’re running your own league now. Cool! We can compete! What’s it called? (pauses, starts laughing.) That’s pathetic, man! (pauses.) No, I will not go there! Why the hell would I want to join such a pathetic league? Look, pal, GCW may not be much, but at least we aren’t sponging off nostalgic fans who think it’s still 2000! It’s 2008 now, and most of those guys can’t even walk, let alone wrestle anymore! We’re GCW, and we’re moving to the future of wrestling! Good day, sir! (shakes his head.) Who the hell would be desperate and pathetic enough to join a league like that… Voice: HEY MAN! Lannes: Ron Chafford! I haven’t seen you since STW closed! Ron: Yeah, man, it’s been hard times. Lannes: What have you been up to? Ron: Well, I have been busy lately. You know, working and stuff. Showing off my L33T managerial skillz in one of the best leagues going today. Lannes: Really? What league is that? Ron: Sheer Tribute Wrestling! It’s where the past is relived on every show! Why just yesterday I managed the main event as Avatar, Lightning Mountain, and Whiteberg faced off against the sneaky heel team of the Mighty Hitman, Christian Cross, & Curo in a hardcore match! It’s like 2001 all over again! Lannes: Whiteberg & Curo in the main event? Ron: Well, the rest of the guys basically burned out their bodies from taking too many dangerous bumps over the years, so they needed two guys who were still able to take them. Besides, Whiteberg and I were repping the Sheer Koth banner! Mercury, Ajax, and Pandora may have moved on, but the movement goes on! You know, I was the only guy to appear in EVERY Sheer Koth episode! Lannes: I see. So, why do you show up at GCW? Ron: Well, you see, man, if it’s not too much trouble, I would...um…like a job. Lannes: I see. Well…I’m not sure you’re GCW material… Ron: Oh, come on, I can manage, I can ref. I don’t want my career to end in some STW tribute league! Lannes: Well, okay, fine. You were always the type to take the initiative. So, you go out there, and find something to do or manage or whatever. Ron: Thanks, Bastien. You won’t regret it! GCW Women’s title: Jaguara© vs. Josie Fox Short match, as Josie decided that the correct strategy would be to throw everything she has at Jaguara. And by throw everything she has, she means her ring robe, her shoes, her headband, everything! Sadly, none of it really had any effect. This just caused Jaguara to charge like a bull and try for a spear on Fox. Unfortunately, Fox side stepped the move, as Jaguara went headfirst into the steel pole holding up the ring, KOing herself in the process. Josie quickly got the cover for the easy three count and the Women’s title in an amazing upset. She jumped up and down as the referee awarded her the title. Great match! When the shows returns from a commercial, The Pirates come out to the ring. Pirate Pony or Rainbow Pirate gets on the microphone. He talks about his amazing transformation from colorful gay man to pirate. It was a slow transition. It started simply by giving CD’s to his friends. Before he knew it, he wanted to go to Malaysia. He wanted to become a DVD pirate! It was an obsession. He just wanted to pirate as many things as he could! He loved pirating! He wanted to say arrrrr! And learn how to swash buckle. He’s sorry that Abraham had to get caught up with this, but he’s a pirate now! Flying Dragons & Peach Dragon vs. The Pirates vs. Renee Oliver, Abraham, & Houdini Hardcastle, vs. Koth, Schmitt, &, Aviadora This was one rough and tumble donnybrook of a match. The Dragons and Koth/Schmitt/Aviadora took to the skies, Houdini flashed his technical brilliance, while the Pirates were all like Pirates. At the 8 minute mark, the Pirates & Olivier’s team brawled to the outside of the ring, and to the back, leaving the Dragons and Koth/Schmitt/Aviadora to brawl it out. This led to a sequence where everyone went through their finishing moves before Peach & Red Dragons did a double drop kick onto Koth for the victory. The crowd was super hot for this match, as these six put on a show! In the back, Josie Fox is celebrating her big time title win with a few backstage people. Just then, Ron Chafford walks up to her. Chafford: Congratulations on your Women’s title victory, Miss Fox. Josie: Why thank you. I am celebrating it while I can. I don’t think I will be champion long. Chafford: And may I ask why that is? Josie: Did you see me out there? I’m not very good at wrestling. Chafford: I see. I might be able to help you with that. Josie: Really? Chafford: Yes. The name’s Ron. I’m a manager over here looking to make an impact, and I think you are the kind of impact I want to make. What if I told you I could keep that title in your hands until you learn how to wrestle? Josie: I’d say that you’re nuts! Look, I am not a very good wrestler, Ron. It’s impossible. Chafford: Nothing’s impossible. Josie: Okay. I have a match against Peach Dragon on the next show. Do you think I can win? Chafford: Of course. Without a doubt. Josie: But how? Chafford: You see, Josie. This is not about who’s bigger, stronger, or a better wrestler. It’s about strategy. I have been looking over the contracts for Champions, and I have noticed that Champions have distinct advantages that can help lead them to victory. Josie: You mean like getting counted out and DQ’ed and stuff. Chafford: Something like that. You see, I’m a referee, I know every rule in the book. Stick with me, babe, and you’ll be a champion… GCW Tag Titles: Nico Buchanan & “Endgame” Duncan Kane © (w/ Emma Divine) vs. Warsaw Bradley & “Rugged” Ryan Thorn Laurence: The Champions’ music is blaring down, and we look to get ready for some GCW action. What say you, Tia? Tia: (distracted.) Oh yeah! It’s great! Laurence: What’s up, Tia? Tia: Sorry, I’m a little bit distracted at the moment. I’m looking at Emma Divine, and, let me tell you, if I was a lesbian… Laurence: Um…yeah! So, what do you think of this match? Tia: Those legs…that soft skin… Laurence: So, back to the match, as Buchanan and Thorn lock up, and Buchanan just tosses his opponent across the ring, and flexes. That’s the sign of a truly great wrestler! So, Tia, what do you have to say about these opponents? Tia: Oh, I’m sorry. Yeah. Most people see unknowns like Bradley and Thorn and think they’re pushovers, but they’d be wrong. There’s no such things as pushovers in GCW. Right, Walter? Walter: You know it, Tia. These two have been impressive on the indy scene in recent months. Nice body slam by Thorn onto Buchanan. But, anyway, yeah. These two have won several tag titles in various indies around America. In fact, they have managed to rack up a few impressive comparisons, right Tia? Tia: You’re right, Walter. Walter: The Tag Champions are just dominating at this point. Nice double team clothesline onto Bradley, and a double elbow drop! Tia: I have heard some nice comparisons for these guys. Thorn is a big 6’4” 290 pounder, who’s been dubbed the next Michael Midas by those in the know. Walter: Side Russian leg sweep by Bradley! This has got to be it! 1.…..2.….No! I thought that was the finish! Tia: That’s Bradley for you. He has a nice array of moves, and that’s just one of them. He’s a 6’2” 250 lb guy from Mississippi. Scouts say that he has a bit more upside than his partner as he looks to be more of a singles competitor. He’s been called the next David Mann! Walter: High praise, to be sure! We could be looking at a World champion of the future here in this ring right now! Tia: Let’s not forget about Buchanan. He’s a blue chipper. Walter: Damn! Buchanan just gorilla pressed Thorn down to the mat like he was nothing! That’s power! And I agree with you about that. Buchanan has been a fast rising star these past few years. He’s been compared to everyone from Vedder to Trajan Hebron! Tia: Who? Walter: I don’t know. Back to the action, as it looks like the champions have taken control. On the outside, Emma Divine is cheering her men on. Emma: Come on, guys! Take it to ‘em! Prove while you’re the best in GCW! Walter: STIFF lariat by Buchanan onto Thorn. Tia: Thorn fell like a stack of bricks! Thorn is a big man, but he’s having trouble lasting through this impressive onslaught by Buchanan. Walter: This is why Buchanan’s an ace. He’s making an impressive wrestler like Thorn look like he isn’t even Buchanan’s league. He tags in Kane, as Kane looks to get to work on the exhausted Thorn. Tia: On the apron, Bradley is trying to pump up the audience. That’s a pretty un Mann like move. Mann would be more likely to giving the finger to the audience or something, but I guess you do what you can. Walter: The audience isn’t really biting, though. I daresay that the audience is taking to the team of Kane & Buchanan. Tia: It’s Emma Divine. Who wouldn’t like those legs? Walter: Thorn is fighting back now. He’s knocks Kane down with a punch to the face, as he jumps to the center of the ring. He’s fighting….and he makes the tag. Kane tags in Buchanan as well. Bradley is acting all pumped, and he charges right in there….BIG BOOT BY BUCHANAN! He nearly took off his head with that one! Tia: Now THAT was a Mann like move! Walter: Buchanan just scoops him up…BACK BREAKER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! And ANOTHER! MY GOD! He just adjusts him around a bit….SHOULDER BREAKER! Tia: He tagged in Kane mid breaker. Walter: Kane is up top…FLYING FIST DROP! Tia: Olde English style! Walter: The cover, Thorn doesn’t even bother, 1.…..2.…..3! Tia: The Tag Champions proved why they’re the champions. They made short work of their opponents tonight. Walter: Emma Divine is running into the ring now to give the belts to the Champions. She’s jumping up and down in excitement. Tia: She’s a smart investor, Walter. She just saw her big investment make short work of a pretty good team. These two have a bright future here in GCW. Walter: We’ve got to a go to a commercial… (The shows returns from a commercial, as Mike Pizzazz and Scott Liarman enters Sebastien Lannes’ office.) Pizzazz: You wanted to see us? Lannes: Yes. I was wanting to make a decree. Liarman: Make it quick, man. I got booties to shake, and women to romance. Lannes: Oh, I’ll make it quick. Look, I know both of you guys want a title match, so I have decided that next week when GCW Goes to Rio, it’s going to be, for the GCW title…Nera facing off against Mike Pizzazz (pops.) and Scott Liarman! Liarman: Bitchin’! (shakes ass.) Pizzazz: That’s what I wanted to hear. Lannes: On one condition… Pizzazz: Anything. Lannes: It will be that match…as long as neither of you get pinned or get the pin in your match tonight. Liarman: What you talking about, playa? Lannes: You see, if either of you get the pin tonight, the match will then become whoever gets the pin vs. Nera for the belt. If you get pinned, then it also becomes a singles match. This brings me to your match tonight, as Pizzazz, you will teaming up with the Invisible Kidd and Jasper Faust against the team of Nera, Mastadon, & Liarman. I figure it will make the match more interesting. Good luck, you two. (The shot goes to the ring.) Bianca Devereaux + Rocko Muscles vs. Alyssa + ??? Bianca and Muscles come to the ring first. Rocko is looking smaller than he did during his last GCW stint, but he looks fairly cut, and looking pretty strong. In the crowd, you can see a few Chinese guys in suits taking notes. What are they doing here? Alyssa comes out next, and introduces her tag partner for the evening…Diego Herrera! Bianca Devereaux + Rocko Muscles vs. Alyssa + Diego Herrera Quick match here. Rocko looked like a completely different wrestler from his stint in RKW. He totally dominated Herrera with a flurry of new moves before finishing him in under a minute with a Muscle Buster. Postmatch, Alyssa was stunned. In the back, the Rooks have walked into Lannes’ office. Bishop: Man, did you see our interview? Knight: That’s really heeling it up for the crowd! Lannes: Yeah. I didn’t like it. Bishop: Dude, we totally ripped on the failings of Valentine’s Day, and then we beat our opponents clean. That shows our superiority over them! Knight: You won’t believe our next interview. We’re going to give a report on the failing of the US war in Iraq! The crowd will REALLY hate us then! Lannes: That’s a no go, fellas. Look, you’re heels. Heel it up. Use some foreign objects, hold some tights, dump some fake blood on people, anything. Look, I credit your attempt to class up the joint, but this is GCW we’re talking about. The fans here probably don’t even understand know how to use a remote control, let alone understand the intricacies of US foreign policy. Why else do you think Bush got reelected? And, you see, fans of GCW would find that funny. They’re simple folk. Just do some basic heel stuff, they’re boo, we’re make lots of money. Bishop: Alright, man. You got a point. Come on, Knight, I got an idea. (They leave as the show goes to commercial.) The show returns from a commercial as Alicia Vanderbeek (Alyssa in frumpy clothes and glasses) is interviewing Rocko Muscles. Alicia: So, Rocko, you got a mighty big win tonight. How does it feel to be back? Rocko: It feels great, man. A lot of people doubted my ability, but I showed up here tonight and I gave them the business. You know what I’m saying? Alicia: Yeah. I think I do. So, what are your future plans? Rocko: You playing? I’m here to win the gold! This train ain’t stopping until Rocko Muscles is at the to… (Suddenly, a whole bunch of fake blood comes down on Alicia. The Rooks(now calling themselves the Knaves) walk up to the area.) Bishop: You just got KNAVED, biotch! Knight: Give me five, my man! (They high five and walk off.) Rocko: At the top…yeah! (walks off.) Alicia: (with fake blood dripping off of her.) Oh, great! I liked this suit. Let’s cut back to the ring. It’s time for the main event! Main event: Mike Pizzazz, Jasper Faust, & the Invisible Kidd vs. Nera, Mastadon, & Scott Liarman (with Chloe Madison & Aisha) This was your usual, long main event brawl, going around 30 minutes or so. The story of the match was how Liarman and Pizzazz kept making sure neither man got the pin. Liarman kept making sure that he worked over Kidd for most of the match in hopes of pinning him, while letting the kid tag in when Liarman had to tag out. Every time Nera or Mastadon got a pin, Liarman would usually try to break it up, infuriating Chloe Madison in the process. Near the end of the match, Invisible Kidd gets a hot tag to Mike Pizzazz, who cleans house on all three men, leading to one knock down, drag out brawl between all six competitors. Skipping ahead to that moment… Laurence: Pizzazz is unloading here tonight! He has Nera in the corner, and he is just punching away at the World Champion! The crowd is going nuts! Tia: You get the feeling that he’s been wanting to do that for awhile now. Laurence: HE IS TRYING FOR THE OUT CLAUSE! BUT LIARMAN BREAKS IT UP BEFORE HE CAN LOCK IT ON! Tia: Liarman knows that he can’t let Pizzazz pin anybody in this match. Laurence: Liarman and Nera grab Pizzazz, and whip him into the ropes. Pizzazz flies off the ropes, AND THESZ PRESSES NERA TO THE MAT! The crowd is on their feet, as Madison is angered on the outside. Nera and Pizzazz are brawling, and now both men have fallen to the outside of the ring! Faust and Mastadon are already out there, brawling as well, so that leaves… Tia: Liarman and the Invisible Kidd…oh the luck! Laurence: The Kidd with a spinning savate kick onto Liarman. He covers, 1.…..2.…NOTHING! Both men are up now, and a punch right to the jaw by Liarman. The crowd is booing, chanting for the Invisible Kidd! Liarman just smiles. Tia: He knows he has a one on one match with Nera for the Title rip for the taking. Laurence: He grabs the Kidd back to his feet, and just knee lifts him back down again. Liarman stands there for a minute…shaking his ass to the crowd. (The crowd boos.) Tia: They aren’t very appreciative of Liarman’s sexy rear end! Laurence: Liarman picks up his opponent, and now looks to finish it with the Booty Shaker. He takes his time picking him…and THE KIDD SLIPS BEHIND HIM! HE’S TRYING A SUNSET FLIP…only…well…without the flip…yeah. He’s trying for the pin, as Liarman is off balance. The crowd is cheering wildly, and…who the heck is this guy? (Some random Japanese guy slides into the ring.) Tia: I have never seen him before in my life. Laurence: He appears to be trying to...form some sort of alliance with Scott Liarman? Isn’t this kind of a bad time? Tia: It’s no bad time for Liarman, as the Japanese guy looks to save him and double team poor Invisible Kidd. Laurence: He extends out his hand, Liarman takes it, and…HE JUST SPIT PURPLE MIST IN HIS FACE! Liarman’s been blinded! The Kidd gets the rollup… Tia: No! NO! NO!!!! Laurence: 1.…………..2.…………….3! The Invisible Kidd just pinned Scott Liarman! Liarman’s livid inside the ring! He is flopping around like a blind fish! IT’S GOING TO BE PIZZAZZ-NERA NEXT WEEK FOR THE TITLE! Chloe Madison is on the outside, and she can’t believe it! This is not how she wants to spend her time in Rio! Tia: Who the hell is this Japanese guy? He should have gotten Pizzazz’s team disqualified! You can’t walk into the ring and spit purple mist on someone! Walter: He grabs the Kidd up from the mat, and the two guys celebrate together. Pizzazz and Faust are in the ring, joining them in the celebration, while Aisha attends to Scott Liarman. Chloe is livid on the outside, yelling at Liarman, Pizzazz, and anyone within an earshot! The fans are making sure they say what they think of her right back. Tia: This is terrible! Don’t these fans know they’re talking to Chloe Madison? She’s in pain right now! Nera has to defend the title next week against Mike Pizzazz! Mike Pizzazz! Laurence: That’s it for tonight, fans! We’ll see you next week, LIVE from Rio De Janeiro as Nera defends the GCW World title against Mike Pizzazz…one-on-one! © 2008, GCW Inc. Fade to black… |