GCW #7Dark match action!
The Icemen defeated "Axe Bomber" Scotty Powers & "Mr. Mayhem" Dante Mann Peach Dragon + The Dragon Clan defeated Alyssa + The New A & A Express when Red Dragon pinned Alex Koth. Mike Pizzazz defeated Khan(with Chloe Madison) in a special match that wasn't shown on tv. The show begins with Ace Pickard walking in the back when he’s attacked by the Icemen! They lay out Pickard as “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt urges them on in the background. They leave Pickard laying, and walking off as Chris is all “MWAHAHAHAHA!” I can’t believe this! GCW Tag Titles: Nico Buchanan & Duncan Kane ©(with Emma Divine) vs. Serpentors This is GCW trying to be radical here. We took one look at the tentative card for this GCW show and immediately noticed that this is easily the best and most competitive match on the show, unless we can drum up something better than Nera/Abraham for the main event. Normally, you’d save your best matches for last, but today we decided to put ours on first, seeing as we didn’t think such barnburners like Sexy Mann vs. Invisible Kid and Blue Tornado & a mystery partner vs. Chainz and Berserker would be enough to strike the fans’ interest from the get go, so we went full bore with the tag title match! Big time match here, ran under Tornado rules. Well, not really, but all four guys just spend the whole match brawling, so we figured, eh, why not? This match was an electric heatfest from the get go with both teams getting several near falls in the early minutes. The tide turned when Diamondback landed hard on the outside, injuring his ribs, allowing a 2 on 1 by Buchanan and Kane for several minutes on Copperhead before Diamondback was able to get back into the action. The middle portion was basically an exhibition into objects around the ring. Things like the guard rail, ring bell, announcer’s table, and turnbuckles were used to great effect! Skipping ahead to the end…(please note: Nace isn’t at the announcer’s table because he’s preparing from his big GCW debut!) Walter: The crowd is going crazy out here as it looks the Serpentors may finally have gained the advantage! Tia: COME ON! I DON’T WANT TO SEE MORE SERPENTORS! Walter: Diamondback grabs Kane, and whips him towards Copperhead…BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP ROPE! EMMA DIVINE IS GOING NUTS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! The crowd can feel it here!The Serpentors are going to be the new tag team champions! The Serpentors looked pumped. They are feeding off the crowd! Diamondback isn’t even feeling the effects of that earlier rib injury thanks to the passion of this crowd! Meanwhile, Buchanan is stumbling around, trying to remember exactly where he is, as Copperhead plasters him with stiff clothesline! Tia: The ref should disqualify them! That move should be illegal! Walter: Copperhead motions to the crowd and then to his partner! He wants Diamondback to go up top! It’s time for the Snake Bite! Copperhead puts Buchanan up on his shoulder. Here it comes! CRASH!!!!! (The goes wild.) Walter: SNAKE BITE! THIS HAS TO BE THE END! Copperhead covers, 1.…………….2.……………………………... Tia: DUNCAN KANE JUST MADE THE SAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Walter: HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?!? Tia: The crowd is appalled, and I love it. Walter: Wait a minute! What’s happening on the outside of the ring? (The crowd begins booing.) Walter: OH WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN MINUTE! WHAT THE THE ICEMEN DOING OUT HERE?!? Tia: They’ve got a pipe! CRACK!!!!!! Walter: OH MY GOD! THEY JUST HIT DIAMONDBACK IN THE RIBS WITH IT! THE REFEREE ISN”T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!! Tia: DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! CRACK!!!!!!! Walter: Oh no! Wolf Bravies just jabbed the lead pipe into the injured ribs of Diamondback. Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Walter: This is disgusting! Look at the Icemen! They are reveling in the booage of the crowd! Tia: Now it’s 2 against 1 inside the ring. Walter: Copperhead’s holding his own in there! He’s trying his best against Duncan Kane, but Kane just pushed him into Buchanan! Oh no! PUMPHANDLE POWER BOMB BY BUCHANAN! The crowd is deflated! Buchanan grabs Copperhead by the legs in a wheelbarrow position. Kane runs by the ropes…WHEELBARROWD DIAMOND CUTTER ONTO COPPERHEAD! THIS HAS TO BE IT! Kane turns him over, 1.……………..2.………………… Tia: It’s over! DING!!! DING!!!! Walter: The crowd can’t believe this! They feel cheated by the result of this match. The referee gives Buchanan and Kane their titles, and they hold them high to boos! The Icemen have stepped into the ring, and they are looking at Buchanan and Kane. They’re gesturing, and OH NO! THEY JUST BLASTED COPPERHEAD IN THE FACE WITH THAT STEEL PIPE! The Icemen are off on a tear here so far, laying out both Ace Pickard and the Serpentors, and we aren’t even done with the first half hour of the show! Here comes some medics. They are attending to Diamondback, who looks badly hurt on the outside of the ring. Fans, we’ve got to go to a commercial. (The show returns and we see Sebastien Lannes in his office, watching the Olympics when Bianca walks into the room.) Bianca: What are you doing? Lannes: Watching the Olympics, what do you think I’m doing? Man, that Michael Phelps is awesome! Bianca: Shouldn’t you, you know, watch the show? Lannes: Oh, come on! The Olympics are on! Why the hell would anyone want to watch GCW when they can watch the Olympics? Besides, I’m scouting new GCW talent. Bianca: Oh, really? Lannes: Yeah. Lots of these Olympians will one day go on to be professional wrestlers, MMA stars, football stars, heck, the sky’s the limit! That being said, we at GCW have been trying to get the inside track. Like check this out (loads up his computer.) See this match right here. It’s a North Korean guy versus a guy from Turkmenistan in judo. GCW needs more judo guys, so I have been contacting various Olympians. Since GCW isn’t exactly on the upper echelon on things Olympians want to do, we have to be a little creative about things. That’s why I decided to get the inside track on this Turkmen guy. I have a good feeling about him. He’s going to medal in this event, and then he’ll sign a GCW Contract. It’ll be a coup! It’s just the qualifiers right now, of course, but he should squash this North Korean guy like a jobber, and you’ll see what I mean…. (About 5 seconds later.) Announcer: That had to be one of the fastest matches EVER in judo history! Announcer #2: I have watched many judo matches in my 28 years, and I have never seen a match end this quickly. They locked up, BAM, ippon, over! Announcer: This has to be an embarrassment for the Turkmen. His Olympic dream ended in about 5 seconds. He can only hope to return for the 2012 Games. *Click* (Lannes is weeping at his desk, as we return to the ring.) Sexy Mann vs. Invisible Kidd Sexy Mann comes out to the ring first, and grabs a microphone. He says that he is too sexy for the state of California. He said that he’s supposed to be facing the Invisible Kidd tonight, but he decided to go to Sebastien Lannes and get that changed. Sexy Mann is just too sexy to face someone like the Invisible Kidd. Who has the Invisible Kidd beaten to earn a match with a legend of Sexy Mann’s caliber? A jobber like Kaos Knight? Sexy’s not impressed. He wants to face a real opponent. That’s why tonight he’s going to face a REAL man. He’s facing someone who once pinned the legendary Legion Cage in a match! That’s right! He’s facing Shining Star!!!!!! Sexy Mann vs. Shining Star This is a bit of a new position for Sexy Mann. He’s usually on the other end in these kinds of matches. Sure, he’s not exactly the overwhelming favorite here or anything. It’s a little bit like watching Tajikistan & Laos duke it out, in, well, any organized sport. Sure, Laos is a little better than Mongolia and, should, logically, pull out the victory, but it’s not exactly something you want to see or will lead to a good match. You just know that, at the end of the day, the winner here is probably still going to get squashed by relative lightweights like Austria or the Central African Republic should those countries ever meet up for a match. It’s a bit of an exercise in pointlessness overall, and it’s not like watching Tajikistan(Sexy) against Guam(Ronnie Garbin) or the Northern Marianas(pre-victory Rex Powers) which would likely be a quick and pointless squash. But, yeah, Sexy Mann takes home the victory in a rather 5 minute affair when Star submitted to the So Sexy It Hurts! In the back, Locault’s hanging out when Rocko Muscles walks up to him. Apparently, Rocko Muscles has decided that he wants a title and since he won’t be getting a shot at the GCW Title for awhile, he’s decided to go into the tag team division. He needs a partner, so he has decided to pick Locault. Locault accept because it’s not like he has much of a choice in the matter, and it’s Rocko Muscle & Locault vs. the Knaves tonight! Meanwhile, “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt is entering building when, suddenly an angry Ace Pickard hits him a Ace Crusher, and starts beating him down with a chair before a bunch of officials run out and break up these two. Ace Pickard doesn’t look too happy! Rocko Muscles & Locault vs. The Knaves This was pretty much a comedy match with Rocko Muscles dominating the Knaves throughout the match. The Knaves finally used heel tactics to gain the advantage on Locault, while Rocko was getting angry. Rocko kept trying to go into the ring to whip some ass but the referee kept holding him back because he wasn’t the legal man. This confused Rocko, who isn’t sure about these pansy ass tag rules. He wants to change the rule to “Rocko Muscles kick everyone’s ass” rules. Finally, Rocko gets the tag, and cleans house. He starts beating on everyone before the Kanves retreat to the outside of the ring. This leads Rocko to grab Locault, and gorilla press him onto both Knaves on the outside. The match kept going on at this point, as Bishop catches Locault trying to do a cross body block. Unfortunately for Bishop, Rocko just cleaned out Knight, and is going after Rocko. This causes Bishop to try to throw Locault at Rocko. Rocko catches Locault, throws him right back at Bishop, then almost takes off Bishop’s head with a clothesline! Locault falls on top of him, and gets the pin for the victory! (In the back, Sebastien Lannes is still watching the Olympics when “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt bursts into his office.) Schmitt: DID THAT SEE THAT SHIT OUT THERE? Lannes: Hey! Rocko & Locault are a good team that hold a lot of promise in GCW! Besides, I’m watching the Olympics here! Michael Phelps is about to go for another medal! Why the heck would I want to watch GCW? Schmitt: I’M PISSED OFF! ACE PICKARD ATTACKED ME! Lannes: No need to yell! Besides, you attacked him earlier with the Icemen. Schmitt: I didn’t do that. I don’t even fucking like the Icemen. If Ace Pickard wants to attack me, then he better be prepared to back it up in the ring! I want a match with him tonight! Lannes: Have at it! Schmitt: Thank you. (leaves.) Bianca: What was that about? Lannes: We needed a main event, and, in a battle of two former CPW ITV Champions, it will be Ace Pickard vs. “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt! Bianca: Not that. About Chris saying that he didn’t attack Ace. Lannes: I don’t know. Maybe he’s taken one too many chair shots to the head. I’m watching the Olympics here. Announcer: Up next: Women’s beach volleyball. Lannes: Woohoo! The strategy! The athleticism! The hot babes in bikinis! (Just then, Travis York runs into the room.) York: I want to be released from my GCW contract! Lannes: (to Bianca.) He’s still under contract? Bianca: Yes, I believe so. Lannes: I thought I fired him months ago. Anyway, you’re fired, Travis. By the way, I know it’s none of my business, but why do you want to be released from your GCW contract? York: Dude, haven’t you watched the news? World War III is happening! The Russians just invaded the United States! Lannes: (confused.) Really? York: Yeah, man. Russians troops are invading Georgia! They say it won’t be long before they take the capital! I want to go to Georgia and fight them thar Russians and tell them to get out of my country because they ain‘t welcome here! Lannes: Oh yeah, man. I heard about that! I was appalled when the Russians conquered the Democratic Republic of Couchland and burned down the old STW offices! York: They burned down the STW offices? Those are like a wrestling museum! How could those Russians destroy such a historic building like that? Lannes: I hear the Russians are still sore about Hulk Hogan beating Nikolai Volkoff in the 80s! They were waiting for the perfect time to gain revenge, and they decided to pick now to do it! York: Oh, those bastards! Lannes: I suggest we do something. Here. (hands him a flag with “GCW” on it.) You go to Georgia and you give those Ruskies the what for! York: (takes flag.) YEAH!!!!!!!!!! (leaves.) Bianca: He does know that Russia invaded the COUNTRY of Georgia, right? (Lannes just buries his head in his hands.) “Mr. Attitude” Jeremy Nace vs. Hardcore Luchadore Nace did a little promo and said “bro” a lot before the match. The match itself was a fairly one sided squash. The moment of the match was the end when Nace pulled out a pair of sunglasses, put them on Luchadore, and hit the Nace Face Eraser(Cobra Clutch Slam) for the easy victory. Postmatch, the Icemen came out and tried to attack Nace, before Ace Pickard made the save. The Icemen said this attack was courtesy of “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt, and Todd Davidson challenged Nace to a singles match next week. Nace eagerly accepted. Blue Tornado + ??? vs. Chainz + Berserker Blue Tornado comes out to the ring, and is looking forward to his match tonight. The announcer announces Mastadon as his opponent, but no one comes out. After a few seconds, Chainz and Berserker come out to the ring, and say that they haven’t seen Mastadon either, but since he’s not here, they’re going take his place! Chainz and Berserker got on the attack against Blue Tornado until DESSULT comes out to the ring to make the save. A quick match erupts, as Tornado and Dessult roll onto victory following a Tornado DDT on Berserker. Postmatch, Tornado announces that the former FFW Tag Champions are “back” and going for the GCW Tag titles! In the back, Nera, Chainz, & Berserker are talking. Chloe is apparently in China for the Olympics, while Mastadon hasn’t been seen for awhile. They suspect something fishy here, and plan to get to the bottom of it. Just then, Danny Dawson makes his long-awaited return to GCW and tells them that “Hey! He just saw Mastadon talking to a bunch of Asian guys in suits out back. I think they are trying to offer him a contract. Nera: We’re going to have to put a stop to this! They grab a bunch of baseball bats and chairs and go outside. Meanwhile, Colin Markham walks up to Danny Dawson. Colin: Pardon me. I come to you with a matter of utmost urgency. Dawson: Yes? Colin: I’m a man of the old school, and I am tired of the old school being given the heave ho in favor of some of more modern techniques. While I was just watching out there, and I was a match involving four people broken together into two teams. I question ye, what do you call such a newfangled encounter? Dawson: A tag team match? Colin: Well, I’ll be! Hearing that leaves me positively flabbergasted! What kind of chicanery will this new school attempt next? A tag team match where two competitors join and face another team of two competitors? While if they allow to continue with their foul brand of fisticuffmanship, what will they try? A match involving two teams of three, maybe three teams of two? How vile! Why in my day, all matches were fought one on one, man to man, mano a mano. It was a time for the manly spirit. A time where two grapplers could have a spirited donnybrook that lasted hours, if not, days. These days, men can’t even survive three minutes. Prithee, sir, you seem like a denizen of the old school spirit! I would like to challenge to a round of fisticuffs in that fine ring out there. With you as a my opposite, I think we can bring back a little old school spirit to these needy fans. What do you say? Dawson: Uh…Sure. Colin: Smashing. I’ll see you… Just then Travis York walks up to them. Travis: Have you two seen any of Russians ‘round here? Colin: Russians…tut. What great people they are. While just the other day, I had tea with the Czar and Czarina after my hour and fifty minute match against the legendary Hungarian grappler, Tomas Kis. Fine people, the Czar and Czarina! Unless you mean some other Russians. Like those dirty Communists. I don’t trust such peasant stock! Egalitarian, indeed! Travis: Well, I be fightin’ em. They’re invading my country! Colin: Good luck, fine sir! Travis leaves. Colin: Funny, he didn’t look Japanese. The camera cuts to a locker nearby, as sounds of “MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” can be heard from it. Odd. Commercial. Colin Markham vs. Danny Dawson This match was about 5 minutes long, as Markham wasted no time against Dawson. Markham was surprisingly efficient, pulling out a number of beautiful and suplexes, some of which haven’t been seen since 1910! The high point of the match was when Markham pulled out a German suplex that would have made Karl Gotch proud. It only got two, however. Markham was left undeterred by this sudden fail, and just locked on a crossface Chicken Wing for the victory. Outside, Nera & the gang are looking for Mastadon and the Chinese people. They look all around, calling for Mastadon the whole time. They decide that they would find them better if they just split up, and looked separately. When they find something, just call out. It’s time Mastadon got a beat down. In the back, Ron Chafford is talking with Sebastien Lannes. Chafford: Hey man. What’s up? Lannes: I’m watching the Olympics. I’m scouting out new talent for GCW! Like, take this one guy from Andorra here. He’s a big time weight lifter. He’s strong and such. Just imagine him against some of the GCW’s big man. Against Nera or Mastadon, for instance. That would be epic! Chafford: I don’t know, man. He doesn’t look like a wrestler to me. Besides, I already signed one of these guys. From Latvia, I believe. Lannes: How the hell do you sign these guys? Chafford: Well, his coach’s son dates my sister, and I asked him offhand if he’d like to start a wrestling career, and he was interested. He strong like bull! He smash you! Chafford: Yeah, well. I just signed this guy to a GCW contract. This will be HUGE for GCW, and I will have my weightlifter face your Latvian anytime. In fact, I bet he beats him in this weightlifting competition. What do you say? $100 bet? Chafford: Sure. Announcer: Here comes the Andorran, trying to lift 170 kg. Lannes: Let’s shake on it. You’re sure now. He lifts this, and it’s over. Chafford: Sure! (They shake hands.) Announcer: He lift the bar. What a snatch by the Andorran! The clean and jerk is…. SNAP! Announcer: OH MY GOD! HIS ARM JUST SNAPPED IN TWO! Medical personnel are running to save this poor fallen athlete, and my god, is that forearm bone I see poking out? His career may over folks. Let’s see a replay! (Lannes is weeping again, as gives Chafford $100.) Chafford: Did I tell you I also signed some judo guy from like North Korea or something? Did you SEE that guy? He destroyed some dude from some poor Russian country in like 5 seconds! 5 SECONDS! It was awesome. Apparently, he has a sister, too, and she wants to teach judo to my girls if I give her the chance to compete in GCW! Isn’t that awesome? Lannes: Get out! Chafford: You’re no fun. (counting.) 10, 20, 40, 60, 65, 70, 90.…(leaves) Colin Markham walks in next. Colin: Did you see the thrashing I gave that rookie? He wasn’t even in my league. Lannes: I’m watching the Olympics. Colin: The Olympics? Ho ho. I was an Olympics competitor. We took bronze in the tug of war, at the 1906 games. It was quite a rowdy fight, but we held on. It sure beat that sham of an Olympics in Paris at the turn of the century. Trying to turn the proud tradition in some kind of spectacle, making a sham of the Olympics. Pigeon racing & cannon shooting as Olympic events. It sounds like something the new school would think up. (looks at screen.) Ho ho! Track & Field! Those pantywaists with their Olympic track. While in my day, our runners ran on a dirt road, and hoped for the best. Runners everywhere dropping from exhaustion in the hot heat! My friend Marcus competed in that. He was in the lead until a pack of wild dogs attacked him! Ho ho! I would like to see how Usain Bolt would deal with that! He’s running, and then a pack of wild dogs walks up and gives him the what for! I bet you wouldn’t be showboating then, my friend! My friend just got himself up, chased off those dogs and still finished 2nd. That’s a real athlete for you, not any of these newfangled pansies you call competitors! Lannes: They don’t pay me enough at this job… Outside, Chainz is walking around, then he hears something. Chainz: Zerk, that you? (He turns around.) Hey! I know you! (He gets his head smashed into the building KO’ing him.) Commercial. Back outside, as Berserker’s outside now. Berserker: Your ass is mine, Mastadon! Where are you, you (censored.) (He turns around.) Woman’s voice: (off screen.) Hey there, big boy. Berserker: Hey, have you seen Mastadon around here? Woman: Why no. Look, I’m a little lost, and I was wondering you could show me the way to where I need to go. Berserker: Well, sure, I’ll help you, if you’re give me a little something for it… Woman: I am not that kind of girl! I have a friend. You’d like her. She likes it VERY rough. Berserker: Oh, really? I’d like to meet her. Where is she? Woman: Behind you. Berserker: Hey! You’re not… (He gets punched, and falls to the ground unconscious, as the scene fades elsewhere.) Samba Girls vs. Pirates This was like the second best of the night as these two went all out for 10 minutes because GCW needed to fill time. The crowd wasn’t into this early on, but quickly learned to like the girls as The Sambas flew around the ring with little regard for their own safety. The crowd was particularly impressed with their teamwork and double team moves. The end came when Gianna did a soccer tackle to the calf of Colette, knocking to the ground. Before Colette could fight back, Jacinda grabbed a Crossface, while Gianna locked in a reverse figure four. This caused the overmatched Colette to give in quickly. On the outside, Nera is still walking around, when he finds a Chinese flag and picks it up. Nera: What is this…? Travis York: Unhand that, you commie! You ain’t taking my land! Nera: Huh? Travis: I’m fighting for America, sir! You’re a Russian on my land, and I am going to destroy you! Nera: Look, I ain’t no Russian, but if you’re cruising for a bruising, I’ll play, playa. Travis: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Nera: Huh? Travis: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I fooled you! I fooled you! Russian….MWAHAHAHAHA! Nera: (grabs Travis.) Who are you? And where is Mastadon? Travis: MWAHAHAHAHA! I’m “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt! And Mastadon is some place very safe! He is with his new friends! And I’ve been sent to destroy his old friends! You might call it a corporate takeover! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Nera: Bitch! Where are my friends? Schmitt: Right behind you. (Nera turns around and gets punched in the face, dropping him to the ground.) Schmitt: HIT DA SPINE BUSTER HIT DA SPINE BUSTER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Nera: (groggy) Hey, wait a minute! I know you! What are you doing in this country? I haven’t seen you since… CRASH! Schmitt: SPINE BUSTA! SPINE BUSTA! MWAHAHAHAHA! SPINE BUSTA! This is the silliest GCW in recent memory! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nera: Oh, man! It can’t be! Chloe was right! In the back, Invisible Kidd confronts Sexy Mann. He wants a match with him. Sexy Mann doesn’t think so. He’s just too sexy to face Invisible Kidd! But he’ll face him next week, if he passes the test. Invisible Kidd is fine with that. That means you’ll face Hypnos!!!!!!!!!! Invisible Kidd vs. Hypnos (falls count anywhere) This wasn’t much of a match so much as a beating. Hypnos beat the diminutive Kidd all around the back with everything he could find. Despite this, he couldn’t pull away the Kidd as the Kidd just kept getting up. Fast forward to the end… Walter: This is disgusting. Just finish him Hypnos! Tia: Hypnos is just playing! He knows that the Kidd can’t beat him, so he is going to inflict maximum punishment on him to make him pay for getting up at 2 and not losing like a good boy. Walter: He grabs Kidd, and just throws him into a bunch of lockers! Kidd is on the ground! Somebody stop this! He throws Kidd to the ground, and he sees a garbage can. He walks over, and it looks like he is trying to pick it up. Wait a minute! Something’s going wrong…. Schmitt: (popping up out of the garbage can.) BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Walter: Hypnos falls back, Invisible Kidd gets a roll up, 1.……………..2.………………..3! He beat him! Schmitt: SCHMITT IN THE BOX! SCHMITT IN THE BOX! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Walter: Hypnos goes after Chris Schmitt, but can’t Chris escapes at the bottom of the trash can. Hypnos is pissed, and I’d hate to be “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt right about now! Lannes is still in his office, watching the Olympics when Aviadora walks in. Lannes: Aviadora! I haven’t seen you around lately. What’s on your mind? Want a title shot? Aviadora: I’m slightly concerned, sir. Lannes: What’s wrong? Aviadora: Haven’t you been watching the show? Lannes: No, what’s happening? Aviadora: It’s Chris Schmitt, sir. He’s everywhere. Lannes: Chris Schmitt? I might have to call somebody. Just because this show is running directly against the Olympics, and we didn’t bother to call in the grand majority of our usual mainstays like Mike Pizzazz, Scott Liarman, Alyssa, that Japanese guy Invisible Kidd hangs out, Jasper Faust, Peach Dragon, Jaguara, and a bunch of others, doesn’t mean we’re trying to tank the show! Aviadora: I don’t think it’s Chris Schmitt, though. Lannes: Well, who else would it be? Aviadora: I think it’s a fake Schmitty, senor! Lannes: Fake Schmitty? Now, who the hell would do a thing like that? That’s just silly. Aviadora: Chris Schmitt keeps showing up and attack people, and doing Mwahahahaaha. I don’t know, but I think GCW needs to find out who it is. I suspect he’s up to something a bit more sinister than just fun and games. Lannes: Hey, I just realized, where is Chloe Madison anyway? Aviadora: She went to the Olympics… Lannes: That got cancelled at the last minute, and she said she’d be here for Nera/Abraham. Maybe she saw the show’s lineup, and decided to stay home. I wish I had! But, if this fake Schmitty is around, I think it’s time we investigate. Aviadora…GET MY CAPE! Ace Pickard vs. “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt This wasn’t much of a match. 5 minutes into it, Hypnos and Nera ran in and attacked Hotstuff. This led to a fourway brawl between all four guys that went on for a few minutes, until suddenly, the lights went out. All four competitors walked around the ring, wondering what the heck was going on. On the GCWtron, “Hotstuff” Chris Schmitt appeared. What is going on? Chris: Like my little trap? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Chris(in ring.): What the fuck? You’re going it! Chris: Oh, Chris, what’s the matter? Feeling a bit mad? A bit angry? A bit….SINISTER? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Chris(in ring): Let’s kick this guy’s ass! (They try to leave the ring, but notice that the ring is surrounded on all sides by a cage! The lights go back on.) Walter: What the heck is going on? Tia: That’s what everyone’s trying to figure out Walter. A fake Chris Schmitt? Walter: Let’s hear him talk. Fake Chris: Feeling a little fenced in are we? What a pity! Chris: You let us go now! You’re a fucking fake! Fake Chris: Or am I? MWAHAHAHAHA! Who’s to say that I didn’t plan this. Stuck in the ring with my three biggest enemies. What better way to trick them into believing I am two people, then have myself get stuck in the ring with them. I’m trapped. I’m fenced in, and they won’t touch me! A stroke of sinister brilliance! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (The other three beginning look at Chris.) Chris: Hey man! I ain’t him. I’m Chris Schmitt. Fake Chris: Or are you? You could be the fake Chris! And what about the other three? Who are they supposed to be? Maybe it’s one of them who’s really me? MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (Everyone in the ring begins looking at each other, and wants to attack. They circle each other when…. SPLASH!!!! Walter: OH MY GOD! BLOOD JUST FELL FROM THE CEILING ONTO ALL FOUR MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fake Chris: GOT YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Roll copyrights. End of show. |