GCW #3Dark Match action:
Aviadora pinned Mary Gold following a Guillotine Leg Drop The Ghoulies iced Midas Wells & Rex Powers when one of the Ghoulies pinned Powers Onto to the show… (The shows starts with the camera panning the impressive new Madison Center in sunny Los Angeles! Chloe Madison’s music blares, as she comes out to the ring with Diego Herrera and Nera. She basks in the glow of the boos for a short while, as she looks around the building, her building. She has the GCW title around her shoulder, and she happily shows it off to her not so adoring fans.) Chloe: Hello all you beautiful people! (Boos.) I am back home in LA! I know you all missed me! (More boos.) Alas, I can’t stay with you for the whole night. (The crowd cheers.) I know, I know, you’ll miss me. But, tonight is a special day! It’s my birthday! (Nera and Herrera clap.) And, like always, my friends, all of whom have more money than any one of you will ever have in your lifetime, will be throwing me a BIG party! Like every year, it will be held at a secret location that I will soon discover. I can’t wait! (More boos from the crowd and Pizzazz chants.) Ah, Mike Pizzazz. I have special birthday plans for him. After last week, when I suckered him into the ring and had him get attacked by the wonderful Diego Herrera. I hear he was mad, and wants a match against Diego this week. (The crowd cheers.) But, alas, that won’t be happening. I have a special birthday surprise for Pizzazz! He will be a pawn in my larger birthday game, and I will enjoy myself as I get to see Pizzazz destroyed tonight by my mystery man. It will be only the start of a wonderful birthday for the women who has everything. So, enjoy yourselves, fan, it’s Chloe’s night tonight! “Celebration of STW” Four-way Opener: Locault vs. Hardcore Luchadore vs. John Michaels vs. John Atlas This match was celebrating the great STW, which would be celebrating it’s 10th anniversary if it was, you know, still open. This match was a fun, if average, cruiser affair. The crowd was into it, seeing all these guys fly around the ring. The first elimination came when Luchadore defeated Locault with the Loki Driver. Alas, the celebration was short lived, as Ralph Champion, Travis York, & Zombie King ran out in SSW shirts and attacked the remaining three participants to cause a DQ. Sebastien Lannes is doing paperwork in his office, while eating his lunch, a hoagie and potato chips, when Mike Pizzazz stomps through the door. Lannes: I have a doorbell now, you know? Pizzazz: YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED ON THE LAST SHOW! Lannes: We had a flood? Pizzazz: Well, yeah. We kind of did, didn’t we? But that’s not the point. How could you let her give me a match against a mystery opponent, tonight. It’s not fair! I want a match with Herrera tonight! Lannes: I can’t do that, Pizzazz! Pizzazz: Why not? Lannes: Because I want to save it for the PPV. Pizzazz: What the hell is that about? I’m from the old school, Lannes, where if you want to kick some guy’s ass, you kick some guy’s ass. You don’t want around for the PPV! Lannes: Well, she‘s rich. It‘s her birthday. I couldn‘t very well say no. Pizzazz: I can’t believe this! Lannes: Here, have some potato chips. Pizzazz: Really? (grabs a few chips, and starts eating.) Hm…Good stuff. Lannes: they are, aren't they. Pizzazz: Yeah. Quality. Lannes: But, yeah, you’re facing a mystery opponent of Chloe’s choosing. I’m sorry, Pizzazz, it went over my head. Thankfully, I did get you a bit of a consolation. Pizzazz: Consolation? (grabs a few more chips, dips them into some sour cream, and continues eating.) Lannes: Yeah. I said that if Chloe gets to choose an opponent for you, then you get to choose an opponent for Diego Herrera. Pizzazz: Oh, really? (sits on the desk, downing more chips.) Lannes: It’s the best I could do. Pizzazz: Okay then. I am glad we had this little conversation. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go call in a favor. (Pizzazz exits taking the chips and hoagie with him.) Lannes: If people would only just listen for once… Endgame Duncan Kane + Nico Buchanan vs. Danny Dawson & Kyle Witherspoon Another impressive squash here, as Kane and Buchanan rolled right over their overmatched opponents. The end came when Buchanan locked in his spinning full nelson on Witherspoon before turning into an impressive variation of the Stroke for the victory. Sebastien Lannes is once again relaxing in his office, when he looks up and sees the Invisible Kid standing there. Lannes: Where the heck did you come from? Invisible Kid: I’m Invisible, remember? Lannes: Right… Invisible: Look, I want a match with Houdini Hardcastle tonight, and, um…could you make it quick? Lannes: Umm…yeah. Sure. It’s not Houdini is facing anyone tonight, though I don’t see… THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! (Alyssa storms in, looking angry.) Invisible Kid: Damn! Alyssa: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR! Lannes: What happened? Alyssa: He tried to steal my underwear! Look, Lannes, if you won’t do anything about this, I will! Lannes: I…uh…err…where is he? Alyssa: (looks around the room.) Hey! I’m going to get that little bastard. (Alyssa storms out as Bianca walks in.) Bianca: What was that all about? Lannes: The hell if I know…I just work here. (Bianca looks around Lannes’ desk.) Bianca: Hey! Where’s my lunch?! Lannes: Mike Pizzazz took it. Bianca: And you just let him? Lannes: Hey! It’s not like it was my lunch! (Bianca just throws up her hands, and storms off.) Lannes: (lays back.) Finally, some piece and quiet… Voice: G’DAY, MATE! Lannes: Huh? Voice: The name’s Outback Bob! Lannes: Nice to…meet you. Outback: Look, you seem like a fine bloke, and I was wondering if you could solve me problem. Lannes: Uh…yeah. Have at it! Outback: Ya see, I was down in the bush the other day having a butcher with some bloke, when the drop kick chundered all over my boots! I was as cross as a frog in a sock about it, but he was grinning like a shot fox and wanted some more grog. I was about to have a blue with him, when the wuss ran out of their like a scared kangaroo! I was simply gobsmacked by all of this, and I decided that I would have to have a scrum with the bogan. It took me awhile, but I finally track him down to GCW, and I demand that we tussle! Lannes: Okay! Okay! Just tell me who you’re after and I’ll make the match. (Before Outback Bob could say anything, Loki Dragon walks in.) Outback: It’s you, you Bloody Banana Bender! You chundered all over my new boots! (Loki turns tail and runs.) Outback: Come back here, you bloody bludger! I’m going to wallop your hide! (Lannes just looks on, confused.) Lannes: I hate this company. Peach Dragon + the Flying Dragons vs. Renee Olivier, Rainbow Pony, & Abraham This match was one that the lucha wrestling crowd was able to get into. The action was fast and furious as all six of the competition went all out for this one. Another advantage to this match was the fact that women weren’t afraid to get into fisticuffs with the men. Pony & Abraham are effeminate enough to where it doesn’t seem out place for them to have at it with a girl, and really, the Flying Dragons are small dudes and I could name at least 5 women who could probably beat them if they ever met in the ring. Them ne quickly fell into wacky hijinx, as Pony and Abraham reject Peach Dragon’s advances, while trying to get it on with the uncomfortable Flying Dragons. Meanwhile, Renee Olivier did a little dance before planchaing onto Peach, White Dragon, & Pony. After a bunch of stuff happened, the match came down to Red Dragon & Olivier as the only two who weren’t busy outside. They did some stuff, with Olivier holding her own here surprisingly. Olivier knocked down Red Dragon and setting up for the Moonwalk elbow…when…out of the great blue sea came…A PIRATE SHIP! Before you know it, the ship ran aground in the ring, as the head pirate shook a fist at his first mate. Unpleased with this kind of ramped tomfoolery and looking to do something to curb these scallywags before things got out of hand, Olivier grabbed her sword and challenged the head pirate to a duel. The pirate tried to talk himself out of it, saying he was too much of a gentleman to duel with a lady. Unabashed, Olivier charged in and knocked off the pirate’s hat only to reveal that the head pirate was really a women! Her clever rouse revealed, the head pirate had no choice but to engage in the gentlemanly round of fisticuffs. Alas, before we got any serious swashbuckling in the ring, Bianca Devereux came out to the ring with a note. She said that GCW doesn’t condone such silliness and condemned the danger sport of swashbuckling, telling the kids not to try this at home! She said that Sebastian Lannes sent her out here because he’s too lazy to come out here himself. He isn’t pleased with this, so he is going to make a match for GCW #4 with these three teams going at it in a three way match. Okay then. (In the back, Chloe is getting all excited about her party, while Diego and Nera present her with a cake and some modest presents.) Chloe: Oh! You didn’t have to! Diego: It’s the least we can do. (Chloe is about to blow out her candles when there is a knock on the door.) Chloe: Who could that be? Get it, Diego! Diego: With pleasure. (Diego opens the door, and it’s a delivery man.) Delivery man: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Chloe! Happy birthday to you! Here you go. (hands Diego a letter, then walks away.) Diego: Shouldn’t he have wanted a tip? Chloe: I am sure he was well-paid! (opens letters and begins reading.) Happy birthday, Chloe! I hope you are enjoying your special day! We have a surprise for you! Because you love wrestling so much, we’ll reveal the surprise location of your party some time during the show! Happy birthday again, and see you there! With love, Your BFF’s! Chloe: OMG! This is going to be great! Houdini Hardcastle vs. Shining Star This was originally scheduled to be Hardcastle vs. Ralph Champion in a match sure to have fans on the edges of their fucking seats, but seeing as Ralph may actually be getting a push, he was removed from the match and Shining Star was put in. The story of this match was simple. Star did stuff, Hardcastle escaped it because he’s the “Houdini of wrestling.” He can escape any move. This frustrated Star until Houdini finally took control of the match and finished things with the Straightjacket Suplex. A skit appears next with the song “Thunderball” blaring. It features a spy type character picking up women and doing other cool spy stuff. It ends with “Coming Soon to GCW.” In his office, Lannes is miffed with that last skit. He was really hope to see a return to the days of GCW Thunderball, like they were in the Schmitty days. And why is a spy coming to GCW? Bianca: Have you seen the rest of the roster? Lannes: What’s that supposed to mean? (Before Bianca can elaborate, Blue Tornado walks into the room.) Tornado: I really always preferred You Only Live Twice to Thunderball in terms of Bond music. Bianca: I always have been partial to Live and Let Die myself. Paul McCartney was much better than Tom Jones, and the whole New Orleans thing. Lannes: I don’t know. I have always been partial to A View To a Kill. Can we dance(dance!) in the fire? \:d/ Bianca: Um…anyway, why are you here? Tornado: I want another chance…to make a first impression. Lannes: (still dancing.) Bianca: What does that mean? Tornado: I want another shot at Nera! Bianca: You can meet him at Too Hot To Handle….IF you can beat Mane next week. Tornado: That sounds fair. (This brings in Emma Divine.) Emma: Excuse me. I need a minute. And, for the record, I preferred Pierce Brosnan in the role. He was the perfect mix of everything Bond, and why don’t people talk more about the wonderful The World Is Not Enough. It had a female villain and everything! And, really, she feels that the Rooks are getting the shaft by not being in the Tag Team Championship match tonight! Sebastien: Hey! You wanted a match with the jobbers this week! Bianca: How about the winner faces the Champions at Too Hot To Handle? (This brings in Nico Buchanan.) Buchanan: Excuse me. I keep hearing all this Bond talk, and I have to give some props to George Lazenby! Why isn’t he in the best Bond ever talks? Sebastian: Because he’s Australian. Buchanan: Hmm…Good point. But that’s not why I am here. I hear the Rooks trying to talk stuff about title shots, and I need to remind everyone that Duncan Kane and I actually squashed the jobbers you sent at us. Bianca: He has a point. Lannes: Look, next week, it will be Kane/Buchanan vs. the Rooks/Schmitt & Koth winner for the shot at the PPV! (Everyone seems happy with this compromise as we go to commercial.) A commercial is shown for the new GCW. It features a guy trying to pick up a women, talking about his various accomplishments. He was a former Anarchy Rulz Champion! He’s a cruiserweight expert! He was a top star in STW. The women seems very nonplussed by all this, and looks positively bored. Suddenly, Mike Pizzazz walks up and the woman gets all excited because he’s in GCW! Pizzazz leaves arm in arm with the woman as the other man looks angry. The new GCW!: Chicks Dig It! Mike Pizzazz vs. ??? Mike Pizzazz come out to the ring, and slaps hands with the fans. He gets on the microphone, demanding to know exactly who the heck he’s facing. This brings out Chloe Madison. Chloe: Oh, dearest Pizzazz. I know what you’re thinking, Who am I facing tonight? It has been a decision that has taken a lot of brain cells for me to figure out. Here we are, in the new GCW, debuting in LA, and I wanted to do something nice, interesting, and special for your opponent. Sure, I thought about going big because I can. Buying the biggest star in all of Mexico to be your opponent, but I thought that would prove to be a bit of a waste of money. A bunch of skinny beanpole luchador wrestlers can’t do the kind of damage I want to do to you! (The crowd boos.) Then, I thought about doing something of a joke. I had some pocket change. I figured I could have paid like Rex Powers a few bucks to come out and lose, but, nah, that would be too forward thinking for a wrestling company. So, then I decided to go with the tried and true method of finding the biggest guy I could find, a Colossus of a man, and unleash him on the GCW faithful. With that, I give you your opponent, Pizzazz….Colossus! Colossus walks through the curtain, as the crowd looks on in awe of this big man. He is 7+ foot tall, and he has been hired to rough up Mike Pizzazz. Even Pizzazz looks a little intimidated. Colossus steps right over the ropes as Pizzazz attack and we have a match! Mike Pizzazz vs. Colossus This match went as expected early on with Colossus dominating Pizzazz using power moves, as nothing Pizzazz could do seemed to have much effect of the big man. Colossus seemed to be working over Pizzazz’s neck throughout the match punishing him with various slams onto the neck. Pizzazz didn’t fold, however. He kept fighting, trying to scrap and work for every inch he could get. Finally, Pizzazz found a weakness in the big man. He did it by using the smart move of running away from the big man. Colossus’ poor conditioning was beginning to show the longer the match went on, as Pizzazz was taking advantage, going at him with everything he had. The crowd going crazy, as Mike Pizzazz was punching right in the mouth, as Colossus fell into the ropes, and eventually to the outside. Pizzazz was ready for a fight, but Chloe walked up to Colossus and called him off. Pizzazz taunted Colossus on the turnbuckle, but he and Chloe walked back to the locker room. Chloe kept insisting that Colossus did his job for the night, and he was counted out. What the heck was all that about? The Rooks vs. Aiden Schmitt + Alex Koth The Rooks looked much better prepared here in this one, taking advantage early through effective double teaming and a little help from Emma. Aiden and Alex were left visibly frustrated many times in this match, as they couldn’t break the Rooks strategy. They look wholly unprepared for the intelligent onslaught of the Rooks. Alex Koth decided to street fight out there, but kept getting suckered into a variety of different double teams from the Rooks. Aiden finally decided to abandon the ship and just go with everything they had. This worked, sort of, as Schmitt and Koth got the advantage in this match for a bit, but it wasn’t enough. Koth fell right into the Checkmate, allowing the Rooks to pick up the victory. The rookie team felt a stinging defeat here tonight, and they know it. In the back, Sebastien Lannes is having a stirring and intellectual battle of wits with Hardcore Luchadore when Mike Pizzazz storms into his office. Pizzazz: This isn’t fair! What the hell happened out there? Lannes: Don’t look at me, I don’t speak for Chloe. Pizzazz: I want you to do something about thi…(holding his neck.) Ow! (Pizzazz doubles onto the floor, holding his neck in pain.) Lannes: What the heck? MEDICS! WE NEED MEDICS IN HERE RIGHT NOW! (Medics rush into the area and begin helping Pizzazz who looks like he is badly hurt. What does this mean for his mystery partner later tonight?) GCW Tag Championship: The Serpentors vs. Icemen vs. Dogs of War Diego Herrera vs. ??? Chloe + Diego step into the ring, and Chloe takes the microphone. Chloe: Well, that problem was solved easily enough. Stupid Pizzazz. Thinking he could get one over on me! And, look, I need to figure out about my party, okay? I am tired to fooling around with these pathetic lightweights like Pizzazz and this crowd. I am a busy girl, and I want to celebrate! I don’t want to miss my own birthday party, so, unless an opponent comes out in the next, oh, ten seconds, then it’s time for me to go have the night of my life! Chloe: 1.……..2.………3.…..4.….5.……6.…….7.…..8.…..9.… (Some music kicks up, as Chloe looks angry. It’s the Invisible Kid!) Chloe: Bwahahahahahahaha! THIS is the best you could do Pizzazz? Hahahahahahahahaha! Come on, Diego, finish this, I want to party! Invisible Kidd: Don’t underestimate me for I am…THE INVISIBLE KIDD! “Dynamic” Diego Herrera vs. Invisible Kidd This match went as expected, with Herrera dominating the early portion of the match with the Kid unable to get in any offense. During the five minute mark Chloe’s limo driver walked out and begin discussing something with her. Words turned heated for a minute, but then Chloe starts laughing, realizing what’s happening. She pretends to get mad, and storms off to the back in a pretend rage. Equally as odd, the Invisible Kid disappeared in the middle of the match with Herrera. With Chloe gone, Herrera looked lost, he looked under the ring to see if he could find the Invisible Kid. Even the referee was helping him out. No one knew what to do as the Invisible Kid just…well…vanished. Before anyone could realize what was going on, a well-dressed man stepped out from the under the ring, He straightened his tie and walked into the ring. He proceeded to beat Herrera from pillar to post for the next minute or so. His job done, he walks right out of the ring as calm as he came in. With that, the Invisible Kid rolled in and got the cover for the three count, and the victory. The referee raised his hand, as the Kid celebrates in the ring. Who was that guy? What the heck just happened? GCW Women’s title: Alyssa vs. Jaguara© This match was a bit more competitive than last week encounter, but Jaguara still dominated in this one. The end came quickly in the 5 minute affair with Jaguara putting away Alyssa with the Jungle Kick. Postmatch, Jaguara was celebrating when she was hit by a springboard drop kick by a masked woman. The Mexican fans in the crowd went crazy, as they knew it was former MLW Women’s Champion Aviadora. Jaguara flopped outside the ring, but was met with a big time plancha by Aviadora! The show quickly went to commercial. In the parking lot, Chloe is fuming at the limo driver. Chloe: What is happening? Are you stupid or something? I tell you to do something REALLY simple like getting the car ready and you tell me it won’t start! Don’t make me drive myself! Limo Driver: No, no. Your family wouldn’t want that. I am here to make sure you don’t get into any trouble. Chloe: Whatever. I do want when I want, and I want to go to the party tonight! So, come on! (She starts looking around the parking lot and yelling.) Where is the motorcycle who will just conveniently shows up and takes me some deserted location where I will end up meeting someone else who will take me to my party! Come on! Where’s the gag? Limo Driver: Well, Chloe, they disabled a cable in the car, and… Chloe: Just shut up! I know what’s going on here! I want my car! Limo Driver: But… Chloe: No buts! Limo Driver: But Chloe, they left this in the car. (He hands her a folded piece of paper.) (Chloe unfolds it, and is shocked by what she sees. It’s an autographed picture of Mike Pizzazz! It says, “I know you want me, baby! Signed, Mike Pizzazz.”) Chloe: HMPH! He wishes! Hey! I know! That must mean, I am going to go by ambulance! This is so fun! (She stomps off, “looking” for Mike Pizzazz. The limo driver looks on and waits Chloe to leave the screen. He grabs a walk talky, and begins talking.) Limo Driver: She’s coming your way, boss. GCW Tag Championship: Serpentors vs. Icemen vs. Dogs of War This match wasn’t much to write home about. The Icemen were eliminated fairly quickly when Diamondback pinned Davidson, following a two-handed choke slam. This left the Serpentors and the Dogs of War to battle it out in the ring. This turned into one big brawl between these four big men, but Chainz and Berserker just couldn’t keep up with the younger, stronger Serpentors, as the Serpentors took advantage. At the 10 minute mark, the Serpentors took home the victory when they hit Berserker with the Snake Bite for the dominate victory. After the match, Copperhead got onto the microphone and said that they don’t care who they face at the PPV. They’ll destroy them like they did to these two teams tonight. (The shows returns from commercial, as Nera comes out with the title. He’s defending the title tonight against Sandman Jason Grand. He shows the belt off, and waits for his opponent.) Walter: This is going to be a big match here tonight, as Nera is taking on Sandman Jason Grand for the World title. Any predictions, Tia? Tia: I’m not sure. Initially, I would have easily said Nera in a walk, but with all that is going on tonight, I have to wonder if Nera might be a little distracted, especially without Chloe in his corner. Walter: What exactly is going on tonight? Tia: I am not entirely su… Walter: Oh my, fans! We have to get to the parking lot right now! (Chloe is marching to where Pizzazz is being put into the ambulance by the two medics. Boy, they sure are slow!) Chloe: Get out of my way, you idiots! I know you’re taking me to my party via ambulance! Medics: ???? Chloe: Come on! OMG! You don’t have to play with me. TAKE ME TO MY PARTY! (The medics shrug, and try to work on Pizzazz some more.) Chloe: Oh! I see how it is! Look, I can’t be late to my own party! (Medic #1 points to the gurney.) Chloe: You want me to go on that. Well, okay. (She takes down the sheet covering Pizzazz and it reveals a dummy and. a note.) Chloe: This is all very funny, really. It’s cute. This must have been Brittney’s idea! She’s so smart!. (She reads the note. It says, “See you in the ring, sweet cheeks!” with a picture of Mike Pizzazz. Chloe looks amused and walks to the ring.. What she doesn’t notice is that the medics aren’t medics! THEY ARE THE FLYING DRAGONS! Red grabs a walkie talkie.) Red Dragon: She’s coming your way! (The show goes back to the ring where MIKE PIZZAZZ JUST ATTACKED NERA! He is beating the hell out of Nera with a chair! Nera retreats to the outside, as Chloe’s music kicks up, and she come out to the ring. She stops in the aisle, angry, as Pizzazz takes the microphone.) Pizzazz: Whoa! Whoa! Hold it right there! I forgot to say, Surprise! Chloe: What? WHAT IS THIS? THIS ISN’T MY PARTY! Pizzazz: (in a fake valley girl tone.) Like, OMG, GIRLFRIEND! I TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER! Chloe: THIS ISN’T MY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!! Pizzazz: Oh, you didn’t know? I am holding a surprise party in your honor tonight….right in the middle of the ring! (Pizzazz puts on a party hat, as Blue Tornado & Invisible Kidd join him.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHLOE MADISON! (Chloe is steamed as confetti falls from the ceiling.) Chloe: THIS IS NOT MY PARTY! THIS IS NOT MY PARTY! Pizzazz: Now, you see, that’s not fun. Where’s your sense of adventure, Chloe? You look unhappy, so ixnay on the cake presentation, then, though, looking at Chloe, she could use some. (The crowd, Tornado, and Kidd laugh) I know you well enough to know that you just want your present, and, hey, that’s cool. I can only hope I can please my new BFF! (Chloe looks steamed.) Pizzazz: It was hard to pick it, Chloe, please understand. It took hours. I mean, what do you get the girl who has everything? I hope you will enjoy it! (Just then, a bunch of flyers fall from the arena, while Chloe looks on, confused. The crowd is loving it, as Chloe picks one of them up, and it’s a picture of Chloe from her sex tape (now on the internet!) She is going hot and heavy with….MIKE PIZZAZZ! Or, rather, a photoshopped version of Pizzazz, giving a cheesy thumbs up! Chloe starts crying and grabbing all the flyers she can.) Chloe: No! This can’t be! I won’t be embarrassed like this! It’s my birthday! MY BIRTHDAY! Pizzazz: She you in your dreams, baby! (blows her a kiss.) I know I’m the best you ever had! It’s okay to say it! Oh, and happy birthday! One year older, and not one bit wiser. Oh yeah, and you never get one over on Mike Pizzazz…Bitch! (The scene cuts to Chloe crying, and grabbing fliers, as the copyrights roll.) |