GCW Late NightsGCW Late Nights
A night gown clad Peach Dragon walks into Sebastien Lannes’ office and turns on the light. She’s a bit confused. Peach Dragon: Boss, I typed up those files you wanted me to uh…type. It took me all night, and it’s like 3 AM, but I did them because I am a devoted and helpful secretary. (She sits there for a second and thinks.) Hey, wait a minute, it’s 2 AM. Nobody’s here. Well, since no one’s here. (Peach takes a seat in Lannes’ recliner. She sits back, and puts her feet up, while she watches some TV. ) Peach (imitating Lannes.) You were just attacked backstage. I’m sorry I was too busy watching USW to notice! What do you mean the building’s flooded? Didn’t I watch that last match that happened underwater? Of course not! There was a rerun of CSI on! Hey! Didn’t I fire that guy? Peach Dragon…find out for me! Ho! Ho! Ho! Now, what’s on TV? (clicks channel.) Infomercial, Infomercial, Reruns, more infomercials! Hey! Here we go! Some late night wrestling league! Hey! Nice video package! I wonder what league it is. Announcer: Welcome to GCW… (click.) Peach: Infomercials it is then. (Just then, Scott Liarman barges into the office.) Peach: (covering up.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liarman: Oh, come on, baby! It’s nothing I haven’t seen before. Besides, who cares about a bunch of boobs. I’m about the backside, baby! (Bootylicious kicks up.) Peach: What are you doing here? It’s 2 AM! Liarman: I lost a bet. Didn’t you get the memo? I mean, you typed it! Peach: What memo? Liarman: GCW just got some time on the late night slot of some cable network. Now, normally, most leagues would just stick a highlight show on or something, but GCW wants to reach for the stars. We want to be the number one show in this time slot. It’s going to take a Herculean effort, however. We’re up against some stiff competition from stuff like infomercials, dead air, and reruns of such fine shows as the Facts of Life & Maude. Personally, I don’t think we stand much of a chance. I mean, that Bea Arthur had some junk in the trunk, if you know what I’m saying! Peach: Oh, god! Well, anyway, I’m going to go. I really should be here. I’m in a nightgown for crying out loud! Liarman: You know, baby, maybe if you dressed that way when you faced Josie in Brazil, you would have won that match! There’s no way any heat stays in that number! And the best part is that it makes your booty look huge, girl! Ow! Peach: I’m out of here! Liarman: You can’t leave! Lannes told me specifically that whoever the heck I see here sitting at his desk is the new Late Night Commissioner! Peach: Oh, great! Liarman: Anyway, babe! I’ll be here for you. Just consider me to be your Late Night Vice Commissioner. Don’t worry. I’ll have your ample backside. I won’t try to take over your position or undermine you. I’m always the kind of guy who prefers the view from the back, if you know what I mean. (Peach sits at the desk, and begins banging her head into it.) Liarman: Well, then, let’s go to the ring for our inaugural match! The scene cuts to an attractive Italian girl at the announcer’s booth. Girl: Hello, I’m Donatella Olivieri! And welcome to GCW Late Nights! Welcome my partner, the esteemed Ron Chafford. Chafford: Thank you. I’m just here do some scouting, and what better way to do that than being in the announcer’s booth. Not many managers are like me. I go the extra mile to find talent. When I saw, I will look under every rock, I mean, EVERY rock! Donatella: That’s pretty amazing, Ron! Let’s get to the ring as the Icemen kick us off!!!!! The Icemen vs. Whiteberg & Jacob Dawson The Icemen kick us off here. They are pretty much just making a cameo appearance to get us through the early programming and all that. No Fake Schmitty with them, unfortunately. The crowd may recognize Whiteberg as a guy who was considered a top contender for the STW Lightweight title during its early days. Obviously, those days are long past. Dawson, meanwhile, is former SSW wrestler Jacob Crush. He’s also Danny Dawson’s little brother. This is like a Sheer Koth reunion, almost, seeing as Whiteberg was part of the original Sheer Koth while Dawson was part of Sheer Koth Neo. Sadly, the match wasn’t as exciting. The Icemen won fairly easily when Wolf Bravies pinned Whiteberg at 4:02, following a Half Nelson suplex/frog splash combo by the Icemen. ack to uh…the back, as Peach Dragon is trying to figure out everything. Peach: So, who’s Donatella? Liarman: She’s pretty amazing. She’s fluent in three languages, and used to wrestle for MLW. She went there after floundering in the US Independents, and became a big star down there. She’s a pretty amazing wrestler and a decent interview, so GCW decided to stick here on the B-Show and make her an announcer. Peach: Makes sense. So, who else is here? (A female voice can be here.) Voice: I’m here. (Peach and Liarman look over, as the camera focuses in on a pair of legs. It gradually pans up to a maroon business suit, and finally to a bespectacled brunette, holding some papers. The shot pans back to Liarman, whose mouth is wide open, and Peach Dragon who doesn’t look happy.) Peach: Hello? Girl: Hi. I didn’t realize that this league is so informal. Had I realized I could come in my night gown, I wouldn’t have come all dressed up. Of course, I suppose I just have most of a sense of modesty and class about me than you Japanese. Peach: Who the hell are you? Girl: Oh, excuse me. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Veronica St. Clair. I’m Chloe Madison’s accountant and personal secretary. It is with much regret that Chloe can’t appear on this B-Show, so I will be taking her place to make sure that Madison Enterprises is well-represented on this program. I take it we will be in action tonight. Peach: I…er… Liarman: (reading off a paper.) Ah yes, Chainz and Berserker will be in action tonight, and we have this other match as ??? Will be facing off against Shining Star. Veronica: (grabbing paper.) Yes, yes. That’s our ???. Chloe signed him personally so that he can show up on this show and represent the proud tradition of Madison Enterprises. Liarman: Anyway, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Scott Liarman. My card. (pulls out a card and hands it to Veronica. Veronica: (reads.) Scott Liarman. Professional heel wrestler. Booty enthusiast. Call 55-BOOTY. Duly noted, Mr. Liarman. Well, I must prepare our wrestlers. Good day. (She leaves.) Liarman: I think she likes me. Peach: Sure, she does… In the locker room, Rocko Muscles and Locault enter. Rocko: Yo! Yo! Yo! Rocko Muscles is all up dis shit! (looks confused.) Locault. What the heck we doing here? Locault: Well, remember last week when you got into the fight in that club, and you got maced and stuff? Rocko: Yeah. I remember dat shit. Some bitch was all angry and shit because I stole his girl. And he wanted to fight me, and I was all, “Step off motherfucker! It ain’t my fault your girlfriend’s a ho!” And then he fights me, and the whole bar got into it. That was the shit, man. Locault: Well, yeah. Apparently, since it was like really bad publicity for GCW, they decided to exile you to here for a few weeks as opposed to outright firing you. Rocko: Ah yeah. That ain’t cool. GCW should be thankful to get any publicity. What the fuck you doing here? Locault: Lannes took one look at my contract and told me that either I appear on GCW Late Nights or I’m fired. The choice was easy. Rocko: Man, fuck that shit! You should have got fired! You don’t have to take that! (Just then, a large clown walks up to the men.) Clown: Excuse me. Are you Rocko Muscles? Rocko: Yeah. What of it, bitch? (The clown floors him with a punch to the face.) Clown: Stay away from my sister! Rocko: Man, fuck that! I ain’t fuck no carnies! (This causes the clown to attack Rocko as a bunch of wrestlers gather and try to pull them apart. I think we have our main event for the night!) ???(with Veronica St. Clair) Vs. Shining Star Star cuts a promo before the match where he talks about whatever. He says that his winning streak starts here tonight, and ??? Is going down! This leads to Veronica St. Clair coming out and taking the microphone from Star. She called him an impertinent child who will regret what he just said. With that, she announces the newest addition to Madison Enterprises…STUMP ANAKI! Stump Anaki(with Veronica) vs. Shining Star The crowd goes wild for Stump, apparently not realizing that he’s technically the heel in this contest. No matter as Stump finishes this match in about a minute with a Rear Naked Choke. Postmatch, the crowd chants “Stump! Stump! Stump!” as he stomps off to the back after an impressive debut. Back in the back, Peach Dragon & Liarman are talking when a plain looking Korean girl wearing a sports bra and judo pants walks through the door. Korean: Uh…er…Annyong haseyo! Peach: Uh…Scott? Liarman: Don’t look at me, I don’t speak Korean! Peach: Uh…can I help you? Korean: I Ji-Yoon Lee! I work for GCW! Peach: Uh…hello there. Welcome to GCW! Ji-Yoon: I from North Korea. There I am judo star! I learn many things since I come to America. I don’t know much English, but I can say “I want match!” I learn that from watching your show! I say I want match and then I get opponent! Peach: Okay. Well, let’s see here…(reviews paper.) (Just then, Alyssa walks in.) Alyssa: This is preposterous! Appalling! (look around.) Excuse me. Did I miss the pajama party? Sheesh. I know this crappy show is on at like 3 AM, but I didn’t know I had to dress like it! Sheesh. Do I have to take my shoes off before entering or something? Did I miss the memo? Ji-Yoon: In Korea, we always take off shoe before we enter house. It sign of respect. You seem like very disrespectful. Alyssa: Excuse me. Who the heck are you? Peach: (to Liarman.) I like how these kind of just work themselves out. Ji-Yoon: I Ji Yoon! I from North Korea! Alyssa: Oh, the starving dog eaters. Haven’t we bombed them into oblivion yet? Ji-Yoon: I don’t know what you say, but I feel you have insulted my country! The power of Kim Jong Il will reign upon you! Alyssa: Yeah. Whatever. He’s a second rate dictator of a third world country. My people would crush him like I would do to you! Ji-Yoon: (To Peach.) I want match! I want to face this disrespectful woman in match, and show her manners! Peach: Hey! It’s all yours! Ji-Yoon: (bowing.) Kamsahamnida. Alyssa: Speak English. Ji-Yoon: I crush you! Chainz & Berserker(with Veronica) vs. Angus O’Grady + Brody McDonald Unfortunately for Chainz & Berserker, they just happened to be the perfect guys to appear on GCW Late Nights full time. They have a big role in GCW lately being part of Madison Enterprises and all. That makes them seem important, even if this really aren’t, which is why they’re here on this show, facing two Irish indy guys. This match was surprisingly decent as Angus and Brody are two guys who can work a crowd. They aren’t exactly, you know, GOOD wrestlers or anything, but they are exciting opening match crowd pleaser types, which is why they were hired in the first place. They gave a good fight, and got several near falls before Berserker finally caught O’Grady with a backbreaker for the victory. Chainz & Berserker(with Veronica) vs. Angus O’Grady + Brody McDonald Unfortunately for Chainz & Berserker, they just happened to be the perfect guys to appear on GCW Late Nights full time. They have a big role in GCW lately being part of Madison Enterprises and all. That makes them seem important, even if this really aren’t, which is why they’re here on this show, facing two Irish indy guys. This match was surprisingly decent as Angus and Brody are two guys who can work a crowd. They aren’t exactly, you know, GOOD wrestlers or anything, but they are exciting opening match crowd pleaser types, which is why they were hired in the first place. They gave a good fight, and got several near falls before Berserker finally caught O’Grady with a backbreaker for the victory. In the locker room, Shinobu Kashima + Alex Koth are hanging out. Behind them is a Chinese cheerleader. Alex: I can’t believe my partner signed to wrestle in France! Shinobu: Hey man! That’s where the money is at these days! Heck, Jasper Faust signed a contract in Japan a few weeks back. I tried to sign there, but GCW reminded me that I’m under contract! Alex: That really bites, huh? Man, it pisses me off so much. The A & A Express were going to be like the best thing to happen to Tag wrestling since like ever! Cheerleader: GCW! GCW! Number one! Shinobu: Who the heck is she? Alex: Well, Sebastien Lannes signed her. She was one of the Olympic cheerleaders. Cheerleader: Fire! Passion! Glory! GCW! Fight! Fight! Fight! Shinobu: Look, man, I think we should team up, and try to win the tag belts! Heck, we’re throw her in there, too! Together, we’ll be unstoppable. Cheerleader: Together we stand, divided we fall! Yeah! (A voice can be heard off camera.) Voice: How about we make it a foursome? Alex: Holy crap! It can’t be! Shinobu: What the hell are you doing here? Man: Hey boys. (He steps out of the shadows to reveal Mercury, as the crowd goes nuts.) Mercury: Well, let’s say I decided I wanted a change of pace. I’m like the Billy Dee Williams of this show. The grizzled veteran who’s on the B-Show, but is decidedly too cool to show up on the main one. I’m here to bring this show star power, while hanging out in the background. Of course, seeing as I’m not going to wrestle, I decided that I wanted to get a group together, and you three promising youngsters seem like a good start. Cheerleader: Yey! Yey! Mercury is here! Look to the left! Look to the right! Go! Go! Go! Mercury: Let’s get started. You guys have a big week next week… Ji-Yoon Lee vs. Alyssa To add a bit of fuel to the fire, this is for the GCW Late Night Women’s championship! Absolutely dominance by Ji-Yoon in the early going. She immediately overpowers Alyssa, and hits an impressive STO. Alyssa tries to keep up, but Lee has an immense strength advantage, and just uses it to dominate the overmatched Alyssa. This leads Alyssa to go with the old tried and true and just pokes her opponent in the eyes. This leads Alyssa to have the advantage for a short while. It doesn’t last however, as Ji-Yoon grabs her, and nails a judo ippon(think, kind of an over the shoulder throw) and locks in a key lock for the victory and the title. She celebrates until Jaguara comes in and attacks her from behind. Alyssa and Jaguara double team Ji-Yoon until former USW Women’s Champion Yukiko Katayama comes out and makes the save! Alyssa challenges them to a tag match next week, and they are all, “It’s on!” Rocko Muscles(with Locault) vs. Clowse Main event time! Good old Rocko Muscles. Unlike Scott Liarman & Mercury, he has to actually wrestle. This wasn’t an easy task as the angry Clowse begins taking it to him in the early going. He may not be much of a wrestler, but, my god is he working his ass off to get a GCW contract. Rocko spends most of the match trying to lock in a full nelson on the big man, and failing to lock it in. Clowse is just doing basic big guy stuff, breaking out a ton of choke slams to change the pace of the match. Midmatch, an attractive blonde runs out and gives Locault a note. Locault tells Rocko something, and Rocko is able to suddenly turn the tide. He hit’s a few shoulder blocks to Clowse, knocking him off balance. He follows that up with a flying shoulder block that knocks Clowse off his feet. Rocko raises the roof, and the crowd goes wild. Finally, he grabs Clowse, and tries the Rocko Muscle Buster on the big man. He can’t do it, however, and drops him with a suplex. The crowd just cheers louder, as Rocko starts beating his chest. He lets out a scream, and grabs Clowse again. This time, he hits him with the Rocko Muscle Buster for the victory. Postmatch, Rocko and Locault run off as you have to wonder what they’re up to! End of show! |