Toro Attacks! (The show returns with Tim Ross standing in the ring with Sir Nigel Swift, and behind him is Wild Bull Toro, a dark haired man with a bushy unibrow. Toro is holding up the Georgia title which he recently won from Koko Beware and seems fascinated by it. Upon Ross passing him by, Toro quickly grabs the title close to him and smiles maliciously.)
Ross: Well, I admit that I had my doubts, Sir Swift, but, thus far, Wild Bull Toro seems like the real deal out there. Sir Nigel Swift: Yes, yes. It is not the first time that you continentals doubted the credentials of Sir Nigel Swift, only to be given a swift backhand in the mouth. You certainly saw the carnage inflicted on one Koko Beware when Toro entered that ring to face him. The referee cautioned myself that Mr. Toro was at risk of disqualification several times in the match, but the referee, perhaps fearing for his own personal safety, was too cowardly, or perhaps too smart, to call the match. Speaking of intelligent people, I must give credit to one Danny Cole, as he was the only person smart enough to take me up on my offer to get out of town before the Wild Bull stepped foot into this league. No wonder that fellow was the World Champion. Unlike the rest of the knaves here, he was intelligent enough to exit before the carnage begun, and, let me assure that what Toro did to one Koko Beware is but only the beginning of what we have prepared for the ESL! (Before Swift can continue, he is interrupted by Finn Flanigan.) Flanigan: Excuse me, Mr. Swift (Nigel bristles at being called Mister.) I’d uh….like to take you up on your offer. I have seen what Toro did to Beware, and, I don’t want to be in this league any more. I don’t want to face that, mate! Swift: Excuse me, Tim! May I have the time? (Ross checks his watch.) Ross: It’s 6:15, Nigel. (Swift laughs.) Swift: Finn, my dear boy! I regret to inform that you are about 5 minutes late, and the offer has expired. My apologies. Flanigan: It’s okay. It’s just that…. (Before Flanigan can finish, he’s nailed from behind the Georgia Title by Wild Bull Toro! Toro grabs his head, and starts pounding Finn in the forehead over and over, before he begins to bite Flanigan, causing Flanigan to scream out in pain. Meanwhile, Nigel Swift is barking orders to Toro to continue the beat down. Officials run out, as blood begins to noticeably drip on the mat.) Ross: Break it up, Swift! This kid doesn’t deserve that! Nigel Swift: That will teach him to be tardy. Leave it to an Irishman to have no sense of time! Toro, dismount. (Toro finally stops the attack, and starts being led away by officials. Swift also begins to exit before stopping for a second, and looking at Flanigan laying there, being tended to, his face badly bloodied and continuing to drip on the ring mat, while he screams out in pain.) Nigel Swift: And that’s Sir Swift, thank you. Ross: Fans, let’s go backstage. This is disgusting! |