GCW #4Dark match action so hot it makes the desert look like Antarctica:
Aiden Schmitt + Alex Koth defeated Kyle Witherspoon + Rick Shaw when Schmitt pinned Shaw following the Take Flight. Jasper Faust defeated JC Dominica following a Blue Thunder Bomb. Onto the show, live from Los Angeles…. GCW World title: Nera© vs. Sandman Jason Grand A bit of a treat for the fans in the stadium the last two weeks, as the match that didn’t happen last week opens up the show this week. Grand wrestled like a man with nothing too lose here. He walked into the ring with purpose and went right at Nera from the get go. The two guys brawled around the ring in the early going with Grand gaining the advantage. Chloe was livid at the start of the match with her man, Nera, getting dominated by Jason Grand. Thankfully, Chloe is not one for sitting around while her hired help fails at their jobs. She interfered liberally here to help Nera gain the advantage. Nera spent the next few minutes putting on the pain game against Grand with punishing punches and power moves. At about the 15 minute mark, it was easy to tell that both of these guys were looking physically and mentally drained by the physicality of this match. Cutting to that point… Laurence: This has been one heck of a match thus far. The crowd is really getting into it, cheering on unlikely hero, Jason Grand, in hopes that he ends the reign of terror brought on by the Chloe Madison Era. Tia: Hey now! Don’t insult Chloe like that. She is an incredibly smart and savvy businesswoman. She is making her grandpa proud with what she’s doing here in GCW. As for Jason Grand, he is a guy who really doesn’t get the credit he deserves. He was well-known on the indy circuit before coming to GCW, and he was on his way to becoming a big star in the early days of GCW, but, unfortunately, with the regime changes and sometimes low ratings, he usually was the one who took the blame for GCW’s failures. He’s like a lot of guys in the new GCW. They aren’t household names, necessarily, but they can bring it in the ring, when asked. They are certainly welcoming this new chance under this new GCW regime. Laurence: That’s pretty amazing there, Tia. Well-researched. Sandman has made a few new fans in this match, but he would rather take home the gold. To do that, he needs to stop this bombardment by Nera. Nera is just punishing him in the corner with those massive fists. Tia: That’s Nera style. It’s punishing. It’s exhausting. It’s demoralizing. Most power wrestlers just use their power moves and rely off of them. With Nera, he seems to believe the match is something of a pitched battle. A war of attrition, almost. He wants to tire you out, wear you down. That’s why he’s the World Champion, and that’s why Chloe paid a pretty penny to get him to come here. Laurence: Sandman is fighting back now. He is fighting with all he has to get out of the corner. Left, rights. He’s swinging like mad. The crowd is going wild…Headbutt! Chloe is walking around, yelling, pounding her fist on the mat. (sarcastically.) Oh! I really hope she doesn’t break her expensive jewelry. Tia: You’re just jealous because that jewelry is probably worth more than what you make in a month, Laurence! Laurence: BIG TIME SLAM BY GRAND! He motions to the crowd, and they are on their feet. Nera is stumbling back to his feet now. Clothesline by Grand. Nera stumbles back, then catches himself. He slaps his chest a bit, and flexes at Grand. Chloe is clapping at this. Grand clotheslines him again, but Nera is still not selling it. Grand is looking frustrated. Tia: Nera is showing him who’s boss here. Laurence: Grand charges for a third time….and into a power slam by Nera! The crowd can’t believe it! Tia: That deflated this hot crowd. Laurence: The pinfall, 1.…………2.….NO! Grand gets the shoulder up. The crowd is reenergized. Tia: They are clapping, cheering, trying anything to get the momentum back in Grand’s favor. Laurence: Nera grabs him, and plants him with a body slam. Nera runs into the ropes and misses and elbow drop! Grand jumps back to his feet, and so does the crowd. Crowd: GRAND! GRAND! GRAND! Laurence: Grand lets out a primal scream. Nera is back to his feet, and is trying to back off. Grand is letting him have it with punches to the head. He whips Nera into the ropes…REVERSE ATOMIC DROP BY GRAND! Tia: Quite a Manhattan drop there! Laurence: And he follows it with a clothesline. THAT DROPPED NERA! The crowd is cheering wildly now. They are heavily behind Grand. They can feel that the title change is coming. Fans are even taunting Chloe on the outside. Tia: DO SOMETHING CHLOE! DAMMIT! THIS CAN’T STAND! Laurence: Chloe is busy yelling into her cell phone, and now she jumps on the apron. She’s arguing with the referee. Tia: She's phoning in a run in, Walter. (pauses) Oh no! NO! Grand has Nera up in a gorilla press! Laurence: Here comes Diego Herrera with a chair! Grand just casually punches the chair right back into Herrera’s face, knocking him down. Tia: I hope he gives good massages because he sure sucks at run ins. Laurence: I guess you could say that he "phoned it in" as well. The crowd looks to the aisle, and it’s COLOSSUS! MY GOD! HE’S HUGE! Tia: Sandman drops Nera and is looking at Colossus, and even he is looking a little bit intimidated by this big monster. (The crowd suddenly starts going wild.) Laurence: IT’S MIKE PIZZAZZ! HE IS GOING RIGHT AT COLOSSUS! Tia: Hey! Laurence! Look in the ring! Laurence: Oh no! Nera just splashed Grand in the corner during all the confusion. He grabs Grand….BONE JARRING POWER BOMB ON TOP OF THE CHAIR! DAMMIT! He kicks the chair out of the ring, covers, and hooks the leg. The referee is back in position, 1.………….2.…….GRAND KICKS OUT! Tia: CHLOE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS ABOUT TO FAINT! I MUST GO HELP HER! Laurence: Grand is still fighting. He’s not giving up. He is fighting Nera on the ground, trying to get back to his feet. He is using everything he’s got to rally back in this match. He’s back to his feet. Nera is stumbling! The crowd is on their feet! This could be it! Grand runs into the ropes….OH NO! COLOSSUS JUST THREW MIKE PIZZAZZ AT THE ROPES AND THE TWO COLLIDED! Grand is stumbling to the center of the ring. Nera grabs him into a pump handle position….VICIOUSLY PUMPHANDLE POWER SLAM! MY GOD! HE DROPPED HIM WITH THE FORCE OF HERCULES! Nera covers, 1.………….2.…………3! The crowd can’t believe it! Chloe is in the ring…with Tia Vega. Chloe has the title, and is celebrating with Nera as he pulled out an impressive win here tonight. On the outside, Mike Pizzazz just got choke slammed by Colossus. Colossus takes Mike Pizzazz into the ring, and now Chloe is looking at Pizzazz and yelling him. She wants revenge for what happened to her last week, and it looks like she is going to get it. WAIT! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AGAIN! IT’S THE INVISIBLE KIDD AND BLUE TORNADO! OH NO! KIDD JUST GOT CHOKE SLAMMED BY COLOSSUS! Why am I not surprised? Tornado is trying to fight off both Colossus and Nera when…wait a minute…who the heck is this guy? Herrera charges him, but he just tosses him judo style to the outside. He stops for a minute to adjust his tie, then he just casually walks up to Colossus and taps him on the shoulder. Now, that takes balls. Colossus turns around and he just punches him in the face. That didn’t seem like such a good idea as he now is favoring his hand. Colossus has him up for the choke slam! HE JUST STOMPED ON COLOSSUS’ FOOT! And takes him down with a Fujiwara armbar! Nera tries to make the save, but Tornado is fighting him off! Pizzazz and Tornado are double teaming Nera. Chloe exits the ring, and demands her men do the same. Nera just falls to the outside thanks to a double clothesline, as whoever that is lets go of Colossus. Nera and Herrera grab Colossus’ legs, and take him to the outside. Colossus looks pissed, and wants to go at whoever that is. The guy in the suit just looks at Colossus coldly, and just adjusts his suit. Fans, we’ve got to go to a commercial! A commercial comes on. Typical beachy music is playing. A typical muscular guy is walking proudly on the beach, while a bunch of women turn their heads and take notice. “Oh! He’s just so sexy!” “Come over here, hot stuff!” “I especially love his t-shirt!” This causes the bare-chested man to be a little confused. The camera promptly pans to the scrawny Invisible Kid, wearing a GCW t-shirt, surrounded by babes. The new GCW!: Who needs steroids when you can have us? The scene cuts to Sebastien Lannes’ office, where he is on the phone, talking to the Mysterious Voice™. Lannes: Yeah. Yeah. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. GCW is going perfectly. Oh, me? I am just waiting for my assistant. Oh? You’re so impressed with my hard work in GCW that you want me to take a vacation? Oh no, that’s fine. Who am I to argue with the boss? Yeah. I’ll tell her. (Just then, Bianca walks into the room, holding a book.) Lannes: There she is. I gotta go. Bye! (to Bianca.) Just the woman I wanted to see. Bianca: Oh no! (starts to leave.) Lannes: Well, you see, I have great news! I’m going on vacation. Isn’t that great? Bianca: You’re going on vacation? How is this any different than the past three weeks? Lannes: I know. I know. You’ll miss me, and that’s fine. I just hope the show will be able to survive here without my go-getter attitude, and remarkable ability to make the tough decisions. Bianca: Oh, I think we’ll manage. I think I can decide “mustard or mayo” without your guidance this week. It will be gut wrenching, but I think I can manage. Lannes: Good, because I want you to take over for me this week. I even present you with the Director of Personnel’s cap. (He goes through his desk and pull out a red beret with a white feather going through it. He puts it on Bianca.) Lannes: Wear it with pride! Bianca: (sarcastically.) Great! Lannes: Hey! What’s that book you’re reading? Is that the new Harry Potter? Bianca: Yes… Lannes: Oh yeah! I was reading spoilers about that on the internet, and I just can’t believe that… Bianca: Stop it! I don’t want any spoilers! I want to read it on my own! Lannes: Some people. Well, see you in a week! I’m going to the beach! (Bianca takes a seat in Lannes’ ultra comfy chair, and begins reading.) Bianca: This feels great! After seeing what Lannes does here on a daily basis, this is going to be as easy as pie… Aviadora vs. Aisha Jordan A bit of a change of pace from the last match, as it’s the debut of Aviadora, the masked Latina sensation who was popular in Mexico. She’s facing Aisha Jordan, a hard working black woman that debuted a few years ago in DMW. This covers three minorities in one match, that’s GCW style! This match wasn’t much, though, as Aviadora went through a bunch of high risk stuff and quickly won the match with the Whooping Crane submission. The scene cuts to the locker room, where a bunch of stuff is happening. Outback Bob and Nico Buchanan are talking, obviously discussing the awesomeness of George Lazenby. On the other side, Houdini Hardcastle is lifting weights on a bench when the Icemen come up to him. Houdini: Who the hell are you guys? Todd Davidson: We’re the Icemen. Houdini: ??? Wolf Bravies: You know, the Icemen. We were GCW Tag Champions! Houdini: Still not ringing a bell. Todd Davidson: Well, maybe this will “ring a bell.” We heard how you are supposed to be the Houdini of wrestling, and we have a message for you. We’re technical marvels, and we want a match with you so that we can show you who’s the boss in that ring. Houdini: Okay. Todd Davidson: You’re going down, Houdini! (Just then, Emma Divine walks by the three guys.) Emma: Oh, hey guys! You should totally read that new Harry Potter book! I just finished it, and I couldn’t believe the ending! It was like OMG! I NEVER EXPECTED THAT TO HAPPEN! I couldn’t believe it when… (Suddenly, a bunch of loud sounds(something like someone sticking their hands in their ears and going “LALALALALALALA! I am not hearing this!) can be heard emanating from the Director’s office, as the foursome look over there, puzzled. The show goes back to the ring.) John Atlas + John Michaels vs. Travis York + Zombie King This match was made last week, after Team SSW’s brutal attack on Atlas, Michaels, & Hardcore Luchadore. They wrestled for a short while, until Ralph Champion & Hardcore Luchadore ran into the ring causing a DQ. It looks like they will have to settle this one at the PPV. Pirates vs. Peach Dragon + The Flying Dragons vs. Renee Olivier, Rainbow Pony + Abraham This match was an exciting encounter from the get go. The pirates showed their meddle by getting into it with the opposing teams. “Bloody” Aaron Cutlass really impressed the fans with aerial feats of daring! The others in the match weren’t slackers, as everyone was flying everywhere in this match. By the middle of the match, it came down to Olivier & Pirate Eliza. Not surprisingly, much fisticuffiery ensued. The two women were threatening to break out their swords and duel in a more refined fashion than simple fisticuffs, until Peach Dragon ran in and broke it up. This caused the pirate and the musketeer to team up and take on the samurai in a double team fashion. Alas, their alliance was short lived when Renee turned on Eliza, and hit a Moonwalker elbow onto both women. Pony and Abraham joined her in the ring, as they danced, then Pony and Abraham begin to make out in the center of the ring, but that was quickly broken up by the dastardly dragons, while Pony, Renee, & Abraham shook an angry fist at all of this. Alas, the Dragons failed to notice the pirates behind them, allowing Eliza to get the pin on Red Dragon following the Siren’s Song. The Pirates thought they had won the match, and begin to drink and sing wildly in a rare momentum of gay revelry for these scurvy dogs. Alas, they’re celebration was short lived, as Rainbow Pony who happens to know a lot about being gay and not a lot about revelry rolled up First Mate Marcel for the victory. Postmatch, the Pirates shook their fists wildly and demanded a rematch. (Back in the Director’s office, Bianca is settled in, reading, talking to a gopher boy.) Gopher: How many sugars do you want again? Bianca: Two. Gopher: And cream or milk? (Before Bianca can answer, Chloe Madison and Colossus bust through the door. They don’t look happy.) Chloe: Where’s Lannes? Bianca: On vacation. Chloe: Huh? So, what does he call what he was doing the last three weeks, then? Bianca: Look, I am the acting director of personnel, maybe I can help you. Chloe: Well, I want Mike Pizzazz punished for what he did to me last week. It was my birthday. The one day a year people are legally able to celebrate my greatness, though don’t think they don’t try to on other days, and Mike Pizzazz ruined it! I’m Chloe Madison! I’m rich! I’m famous! People know me! I have a reputation! It was positively uncouth of that lout Pizzazz to drop pictures of me from a sex tape, which by the way I didn’t know my boyfriend was taping, I might add! I want Mike Pizzazz punished or suspended or fired NOW! (Coffee guy looks puzzled.) Coffee guy: Um…like…if you didn’t know they were taping, then like why did you say, “Come on, baby! This is so hot! I can’t want to get it on with you on camera! It‘s like we‘re making our own porno!” at the beginning of the tape? Chloe: What? How dare you talk to me that way you good for nothing nobody! You’re fired! Bianca: Sorry, Chloe. You can’t fire him. Chloe: WHAT?!? DON’T YOU KNOW WHO MY UNCLE IS! HE OWNS THIS AWFUL COMPANY! Bianca: Of course I do. You see, Mr. Mysterious Voice™ called a meeting to discuss such an issue before the show. He wanted to make sure we knew what’s up. He told us to tell you the following. (holds up paper.) GCW is by no means responsible for the incident that happened on the last show. This was all Pizzazz’s doing. Mind you, we may have accidentally left the archives open and accidentally had our computer guy working late that night. We may also found the whole incident hilarious. GCW also feels you should take this as a reminder of why it is both dangerous and stupid to do a sex tape, and maybe you will think better next time, or think at all for that matter. GCW shall not officially do anything to Mike Pizzazz, but if you want something to be done on your own, in the ring, then GCW shall not stop you. Chloe: THIS IS ABSURD! HOW DARE MY UNCLE TREAT ME LIKE THAT! I’m his loving niece! I shouldn’t be embarrassed by people like Mike Pizzazz! And another thing, who the hell is that guy who attack Colossus tonight! I demand to know! Bianca: Hey, I am just the Acting Director of Personnel of GCW, how the hell would I know? Coffee Boy: I believe his name is Jasper Faust. Bianca: Yeah. That’s it! Colossus vs. Faust at the PPV! Chloe: What is it with this company? The freaking minimum wage Gopher Boy knows more than the acting Director of Personnel! Bianca: This is GCW, ma’am. This is how we roll. Chloe: And Harry Potter? Why are you reading that crap? I got an advance copy of that book because, you know, I am like rich and all, and I can’t believe how terrible the ending was! It was like, OMG! You write five awesome books, then end the series like THAT! How lame! I couldn’t believe it when Harry… Bianca: Okay! That’s enough! You have your match! Get out! Good luck! See you soon! (Bianca tries throwing out Chloe, when the Invisible Kidd walks in with a pink bra on his head.) Bianca: Oh, this won’t end well. (A few seconds, here comes an angry Alyssa.) Alyssa: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! Bianca: What’s wrong? Alyssa: He…he…WAS HIDING IN THE LAUNDRY! He was trying to steal my bra! You’re a woman! You understand! This tomfoolery can’t go on! Bianca: Yeah. I draw the line at tomfoolery! Tomfoolery is taking it too far! Invisible Kidd, what do you have to say for yourself? Invisible Kidd? Alyssa: Where did he go? Bianca: Look, I am busy reading, so do you want a match or something? Alyssa: The last Harry Potter? Have you seen the ending? Oh my… Bianca: Yeah. Yeah. You and Herrera are teaming up against Mike Pizzazz and Invisible Kid tonight. Now, get the hell out of here! (She tosses Alyssa, then takes a breath.) Bianca: Finally, some peace and… (The Pirates enter.) Bianca: Oh great! Eliza: Avast matie! Some bilge sucking jackanapes snuck into the ring and stole a victory from me and my crew! I want to keelhaul that knave for his insolence. Bianca: Hey now! They will be no keelhauling of any knaves on my watch! Marcel: (looking leeringly at Bianca.) Aye! You are looking like a fine wench, would mind making an old pirate happy? Bianca: Uh…no. Look, what do you want from me? Eliza: We want the lights and liver of that scallywag on a pike! Bianca: Hey! How about at the PPV we have a match between you three and those three and we’ll put it on a pirate ship to make it even more exciting! (The pirates look at each other and talk it over.) Marcel(to Eliza) What do you say, cap’n? Shall we accept this wench’s offer? Eliza: Aye! All three(to Bianca) Aye! Bianca: Okay, so it’s set! Good luck, and get out of here! (The three drink some rum, and start singing as they leave the office, while Bianca looks on in shock.) Bianca: What the hell did I get myself into? GCW Tag Team title Number one contender’s match: Buchanan/Kane vs. Rooks This match was for the right to face the Serpentors at the PPV. This match was just pure domination by the Buchanan & Kane team. Buchanan especially shined in this match, dominating both of the Rooks, as a frustrated Emma Divine looked on. Even an attempted Checkmate failed for the Rooks, as it just led to a big time spine buster from Buchanan onto Knight. The end came at the 5 minute mark after Kane & Buchana hit the wheelbarrow axe kick onto Bishop for the victory. On the outside, Emma Divine looked impressed with what she just saw. Houdini Hardcastle vs. Todd Davidson This one was a fun technical match between two guys who know a thing or two about technical wrestling. Houdini spent the early portion of the match frustrating Davidson by escaping every move Davidson tried. Davidson was able to turn it around a bit by using simpler moves like punches and kicks. Houdini Hardcastle fought on hard, though, turning things around after countering a suplex into a German suplex. The two men went back and forth for a bit, until Todd Davidson hit a German suplex for what he thought was the three count. The referee disagreed, and felt that Houdini had escaped before the three count. Much arguing ensued between the two, as Houdini snuck up behind Davidson, and hit the Straitjacket Suplex for the victory. Postmatch, Todd Davidson was livid. (The camera goes to the locker room, where Kane & Buchanan are celebrating their victory when Emma Divine walks up to them. She has changed since the match, now wearing a glittery gold dress and matching shoes. She smiles at the two guys, who look a little confused.) Emma: I am here to congratulate you two on your fine victory. Kane: ‘ll, you know us, we’re two fine blokes in the squared circle. We ‘lways come out victorious. Buchanan: Yeah. We destroyed your team, Emma. And George Lazenby was a better Bond than Pierce Brosnan. So, what business do you have with us? Emma: Such insults get you nowhere, my dear. I saw you two guys out there, destroying my boys, the Rooks. I have to admit that I was impressed. You two have potential, but you lack something. Kane: ‘nd what’s that, love? Didn’t see the asskickin’ out there? Emma: Oh, I did. You guys got the brawn, but do you have the brains? I like you two, and I’m a smart woman. A maker of champions. I am a master at the game of chess, and have an IQ in 150’s. I propose a simple business proposition for you two. I want to become your new advisor. With what you two bring to the ring and my brains back you up, we’ll be an unstoppable force. A Golden force. I don’t ask for much. All I want to do is advise you two during your title match against the Serpentors. If you like what I offer, then we’ll discuss what will become of our future. I want to make you two into champions. Buchanan: Interesting. Can we think it over? Emma: Yes, but think smartly, my dear. It’s not every day you are given such a golden opportunity. I must be going. I anxiously await your decision. Until we meet again… Mike Pizzazz + Invisible Kid vs. Alyssa + Diego Herrera This match was a hot one, as the fans immediately went wild when they heard Mike Pizzazz’s name called. As expected, Pizzazz’s dominating the early portion with Pizzazz being able to take down both Alyssa and Herrera by himself. Alas, when the Kid came in, it was a different story with Herrera & Alyssa getting the upper hand. Cutting to that point. Walter: Alyssa is just dominating the Invisible Kidd here. BIG time chop in the corner by Alyssa. She is jawing with the Kidd in the corner. Tia: that will teach him to steal her underwear! Alyssa is tired of getting disrespected like she has in the past few weeks of GCW! Not even her underwear is safe from rapscallions like the Invisible Kidd anymore! Walter: Pizzazz is in the corner trying to pump his partner and get the crowd into it, but the Kidd is hurting. DDT by Alyssa, as she tags in Diego Herrera. Double team by these two! Pizzazz is in, but the referee is holding him off. Come on, referee! This isn’t right! Tia: I bet he wishes he was invisible right about now! Where is Chloe, btw? Walter: She apparently stormed off to look for the Mysterious Voice™. She was livid after what he said. Hey! It’s not GCW’s fault she was sleeping around! Tia: You men don’t understand women! If she was a guy, you would probably think it’s cool, huh? Walter: Back to the action, as Herrera has Kidd in a camel clutch…and a running drop kick to the face by Alyssa! Alyssa exit’s the ring, as Diego grabs the Invisible Kidd and continues taunting him. Wait! The Kidd is fighting back! The crowd is getting excited! Forearms by the Kidd are staggering Herrera! Big spear by the Kidd! Pizzazz is stomping, chanting, trying to get the Kidd to make the tag. Kidd rolls over…AND GETS IT! THE CROWD JUST EXPLODED! PIZZAZZ IS IN! Herrera is trying to back off. Pizzazz just smiles at him. Tia: Take that bastard down, Diego! You can do it. Walter: Pizzazz is just punching away at poor Herrera, using him for target practice! He is just bouncing around the ring! Tia: Here comes Alyssa! Walter: Pizzazz just grabs her….AND KISSES HER! THE CROWD IS LOVING IT! HE’S MAKING OUT WITH ALYSSA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Alyssa is disgusted…AND SLAPS HIM! Pizzazz just smiles….AND ALYSSA KICKS HIM BELOW THE BELT! Tia: Yeah! You show him, girlfriend! Walter: Pizzazz is down, as Herrera and Alyssa are double teaming him. They whip him into the ropes. He ducks a clothesline…AND A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY PIZZAZZ! The crowd is pumped! The Kidd is back in the ring, and he is attacking Alyssa, and Pizzazz grabs Herrera….URANAGE BY PIZZAZZ! THE CROWD CAN FEEL IT! IT’S OVER! He covers, 1.……….2.……….Herrera gets a shoulder up. Pizzazz grabs Herrera again…and he’s signaling for the Out Clause! Tia: CHLOE MADISON IS HERE! She is on the apron, and she’s arguing with Pizzazz! You show him! Walter: Pizzazz is there, smiling at her. He wants to get it on with Chloe! He is strutting around, showing his wares to Chloe….AND NOW HE’S GOING TO KISS HER! SHE MACED HIM!!!!!!!! Tia: YES!!! There we go! That will learn him! Walter: The crowd is livid! Herrera grabs Pizzazz…GERMAN SUPLEX! The referee counts…1.……2.…….3! I can’t believe this! Pizzazz had the win stolen from her by Chloe Madison. Pizzazz is rolling around the ring, blind, as Chloe taunts him. She might as well get in her tighty whities and dance around while Wiener Blut blares! Tia: Pizzazz deserved it! You have seen what did to her last week! He was given his just desserts this week! This is great! commercials Loki Dragon vs. Locault This was a quick match, as Outback Bob ran out in the first minute and chased Loki Dragon from the ring. In the office, Bianca has finally relaxed, and has curled up with her book, and is reading. Her joy is short lived, as Todd Davidson walks in, livid. Davidson: Excuse me, Bianca. I want a rematch against Houdini Hardcastle at Too Hot To Handle! I won that match. You know it! The referee knows it, everybody knows it!. Bianca: Well… (Before she can say anything, Loki Dragon runs in, and tries to close the door, but Outback Bob barges in as well. Bob: You bloody bludger! You don’t chunder on a man’s boots and run off! Stand up and fight me, mate! Bianca: I…. Before Bianca can talk, Emma Divine barges in. Emma: I want to be the special referee for the tag title match! Bianca: … The Rooks come in and start arguing with Emma. The Dogs of War, the Flying Dragons and Koth & Schmitt come in and begin talking about whatever, as Bianca is getting angrier by the minute. The Invisible Kid finally enters, and this is the last straw. Bianca: EVERYONE! SHUT THE HELL UP! The room quiets. Bianca: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS! FOR 4 YEARS! 4 YEARS I HAVE WORKED IN THIS COMPANY AND NEVER HAVE I EVER DEALT WITH A ROSTER WHO HAS AS MUCH OF A SCREW LOOSE AS THIS CURRENT GROUP! Look, I don’t care about your petty problems, or who you hate, don’t like, are screwing, or whatever. Every five minutes, it's always freaking something with you people! IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME! All I want to do is READ THIS BOOK! White: I don’t even see… Bianca: SHUT UP! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT! I am going to solve this right now! Outback Bob, you and Loki will meet at Too Hot To Handle Rooks, Dog, Dragon, and Koths….4 way…Too Hot To Handle! Emma, you can be the special guest referee for whatever odd reason you want to be, and Todd Davidson, was it? Have fun against Houdini at the PPV. And Invisible Kid? (She looks around the room.) Hey! Where did he go? It doesn’t matter. Now, everyone, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! Go off, have a pizza, play badminton, go masturbate, if you want, I don’t care. It’s reading time for me! (Everyone exits, looking pleased with the compromise. Bianca sits down, takes a few deep breaths, grabs some aspirin, and smiles.) Bianca: Much better. How the hell does Sebastien deal with these people? No matter. This will be his problem on the next show. I can just make matches or do whatever. (looks around the office.) Hey! I never noticed a big screen in here! Maybe I’ll watch some TV. (clicks it on, it’s USW!) T-Ru: What is dis? Dis is crap! Harry and everyone else survives and they kill da bird! How can you kill off da bird! Da kidz don’t want this! Da kidz loved birds! Da kidz want more violence! Da kidz love violence! (Bianca just looks in stunned silence at the TV.) Bianca: Da kidz?!? Da kidz?!? Fuck da kidz! And fuck you! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! (She angrily throws the remote at the TV, then buries her head in her hands and weeps.) Blue Tornado vs. Mane This was the big main event for the evening. If Tornado wins, he faces Nera for the World title at Too Hot To Handle. Mane dominated the early portion with power moves, as he stifled Tornado in the early going. By the middle of the match, Tornado had turned the tide, and was able to rally back through heart and determination. Also, during the middle, Nera and Chloe came out to do commentary. Chloe acted like Nera will be getting a day off at the PPV because he doesn’t have an opponent. Tornado still fought on, though Mane kept turning the tide with his power moves. Finally, Tornado rallied back, taking advantage of a missed spear by Mane to grab a Tornado DDT for the victory. After the match, Nera entered the ring as he and Tornado stared each down to end the show. |